Tiger Woods turns 47 today. To celebrate, here's a thread of some of his most ridiculous on-course statistics.

Mac 10 has arrived

Free to a fan of DH. Tragic... RIP Dwayne

Today's mailday "The Ocho" Cool card @CardPurchaser

Rain delay. 🍺

Jokes aside results were money

Target mailday @CardPurchaser

Went out for a quick golf cart ride... BIG diamondback rattlesnake, right by the beach. I fumbled getting the phone out (adrenaline was a bit high) but this guy was covering the whole path, looked about 5 feet long #venomous

Trevor Free with any purchase

Wander mojo Free with any purchase

1997 Cris Carter Finest PSA 10 POP 1 $45

2001 Tiger Woods Upper Deck stat leaders SGC 9.5 $18

Dyami Brown National Treasures auto 1/2 (w/sweet jumpman patch) $25

Justin Jefferson Legacy Red 7/99 $10

2021 Conner McGregor black 89/99 $10

Gonna do a mini stack sale tonight to test it out, 6pm est. Can someone with less that 300 followers move cards on Twitter? Time will tell.... #beachbumbargains

Jordan mail day. Thank you @employee84 for the top 3 & ebay for the bottom 3. Lemme see some of yalls cool Jordans! @CardPurchaser

Griffey... 1998-99 stats @CardPurchaser

I dig slabs that won't be graded anymore because of current/future costs. The "why would you grade this" cards are few and far between nowadays. Perfect example, pop 1 of arguably top 10 defensive player all time, picked up on eBay for $19.50 last week @CardPurchaser

I go fishing as often as possible, usually 3 or 4 times a week. Even if it's just for 20-30mins, it's very centering for me. Slow day in this cold front but caught my first needlefish today, cool animal