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Pezza
3 years
It’s a good job there isn’t girls getting spiked at przym every weekend ain’t it
@ASPolice
Avon and Somerset Police
3 years
We're working with Bristol Rovers FC to identify fans who ran onto the pitch during Saturday's game at Walsall. We want fans to enjoy themselves but our number one priority is safety. Fans running onto the pitch may be banned from games or go to court:
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Pezza
5 months
Petition to bring these balls back please
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Pezza
4 years
Bristol City are delighted to confirm the long term appointment of new Head Coach Chris Hughton📝📝
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Pezza
3 years
Absolutely gutting result, but; fair play to Italy. By far the better team on the day - a third massive thank you to @willne , that is a once in a life experience and I will forever be indebted to you. ❤️
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Pezza
4 years
Bristol at 6:30am is beautiful.
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Pezza
2 years
Championship minutes per penalty since the 1st of November 2020... 🤯🤯🤯
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Pezza
2 years
It’s that time of the year to bring out the greatest video the internet has ever created, merry Christmas x
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Pezza
3 years
Thank you so much for the kind words and too Will. This means the world I’m in tears. I love you all 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Pezza
4 years
Where can us Bristol city fans watch a live football match
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@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
4 years
🍕 @ashtongatestad Sports Bar and Pizzeria will be open to watch our games live on the largest indoor pub screen in the country! Find out more: 👇 #BristolCity
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Pezza
3 years
Guys thank you so much I’m in tears 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
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Pezza
3 years
So I made this at 3am last night apparently @BristolCity
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Pezza
16 days
That c8nnor Cardiff fan has to be one of the thickest cunts I’ve ever seen on this app
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Pezza
2 years
Tommy Conway rattles fan bases all over the country 🤣🤣
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Pezza
4 years
Imagine having to make our captain, our leader, our most loved player at this football club, who scored arguably one of our greatest ever goals. announce he’s leaving over an instagram message; with no statement from the club. You’re beyond a disgrace now @BristolCity
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Pezza
1 year
Mehmeti that is some ball 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Pezza
2 years
To any of you watching, that was genuinely like watching Bristol city play 80% of the time and I’m honestly not exaggerating one bit. On my mums life.
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Pezza
2 years
I have scaled up the data for all 92 EFL clubs to give a more accurate representation of the data. Manchester City have the lowest minutes per penalty ratio at one penalty every 360 minutes, whilst Port Vale are closest to Bristol City's 7830 minutes with only one every 2760.
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Pezza
2 years
Championship minutes per penalty since the 1st of November 2020... 🤯🤯🤯
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Pezza
2 years
David Cotterill has to be the only bloke who’s put the booze down and has become more of a maniac as a result.
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David Cotterill
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Pezza
10 months
The blokes fucking useless
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Pezza
3 years
I can’t reply to all the messages but guys thank you, every single one thank you. I will be going so not accepting any offers. I love you all x
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Pezza
1 year
My name is Bristol city football club and I’m not getting into the play offs this year
@bcfcpezza
Pezza
1 year
My name is Mark Sykes and I’m not very good at football
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Pezza
4 years
Alfie Mawson. Too come into a brand new club; Take the captains armband in less than a fortnight and produce that performance. Special special player. Wow
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Pezza
4 years
Posting this at 2am only to delete soon but too you lot out there at this late hour it’s 3 months today since i beat my demons and last self harmed, that’s a fucking feat boys, you can do it, you can overcome it. Anything is possible❤️❤️
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Pezza
5 months
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@TheLampardView
TLV
5 months
Name a better duo. I'll wait.
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Pezza
2 years
@Jamesr02_ Alright mate, I live in Wembley, you can come here, charge up your phone, watch a bit of the champions league and work out how to get home if you need?
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Pezza
1 year
On the left, every championship team teams average amount of games to get 1 penalty. On the right, the graph adjusted to fit Bristol City into it.
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Pezza
2 years
The expectation of getting Gareth Bale and ending up with Callum O’Dowda would honestly be enough to send me to the suspension bridge
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Pezza
1 year
Can I come and apologise face to face with Mark Sykes? @BristolCity
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Pezza
3 years
Mum just said “I’m lucky to be surrounded by the people I love most this Christmas”. She was pushing me to say the same; but I simply cannot. @Tyreeq_Bakinson is not here.
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Pezza
3 years
1 year clean today. 3 lockdowns beaten too. Proud as fuck 💪🏼❤️
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Pezza
4 years
Sorry proper don’t wanna be that guy; BUT. 6 months 🥺👊🏼❤️
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Pezza
1 year
Actually depressing we’re losing our best players to clubs like Bournemouth. No disrespect to them, they’ve done so well to be in the position they’re in, with a city as big as Bristol and a stadium as nice as ours, it’s actually embarrassing how low we’re punching
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Pezza
1 year
If I have to watch Bournemouth start a premier league game with Kelly, Scott and Semenyo I’m actually going to end up in the Avon
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Pezza
2 years
@secondtierpod Yeah it’ll be hard, you’ll only have to go to all 23 other clubs to find one
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Pezza
3 years
What chance do you have when you’re playing a 5 back and the 3 central defenders are marking like that… Seriously… that’s beyond a joke.
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Pezza
2 years
If you don’t laugh you’ll cry
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Pezza
4 years
Sorry proper don’t wanna be that guy; BUT. 6 months 🥺👊🏼❤️
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Pezza
4 years
Posting this at 2am only to delete soon but too you lot out there at this late hour it’s 3 months today since i beat my demons and last self harmed, that’s a fucking feat boys, you can do it, you can overcome it. Anything is possible❤️❤️
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Pezza
3 years
Alfie Mawson: expected absence? 3 months. Recovery time. 2 and a 1/2 months. Fulham’s medical department. Joe Williams: expected absence? 3 weeks. Recovery time. 6+ months. Bristol city medical department.
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Pezza
4 years
Taking 5 weeks to appoint a bloke who sat less than a meter away from Johnson is quite possibly the most Bristol City thing Bristol city have ever done.
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Pezza
3 months
@JacksonMacmanus Mate with all due respect you have not genuinely just suggested Rafa Benitez have you
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Pezza
1 year
3 whole years clean today 👊🏼❤️. no longer do I feel a burden to everyone, I’ve got such a tight knit group of friends at home, some proper lifelong friends in my flat and the most caring and loving girlfriend in the world. Build that support network! , DM’s are ALWAYS open x
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Pezza
4 years
Posting this at 2am only to delete soon but too you lot out there at this late hour it’s 3 months today since i beat my demons and last self harmed, that’s a fucking feat boys, you can do it, you can overcome it. Anything is possible❤️❤️
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Pezza
4 years
Not one too over react but Bakinson is literally better than pogba
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Pezza
2 years
😭😭😭
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2 years
🤐🤐🤐. Fine nige and give us an apology letter twice tho yeah @EFL
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4 years
Catfish and the
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Pezza
3 years
Stamp?
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Pezza
6 months
RIP Bristol city play off hopes 22nd December 2023 - 1st January 2024
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Pezza
2 years
The probability of this happening is GREATER than 1 in 390,682,215,445 🤯. Our standard deviation from the mean is 8.509172754. Standard deviation probability only goes to 7 standard deviations online. This is more than an anomaly, this is almost impossible. CALCULATION THREAD:
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Pezza
2 years
I have scaled up the data for all 92 EFL clubs to give a more accurate representation of the data. Manchester City have the lowest minutes per penalty ratio at one penalty every 360 minutes, whilst Port Vale are closest to Bristol City's 7830 minutes with only one every 2760.
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Pezza
3 years
What is going wrong at Bristol City? Please share x
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Pezza
4 months
I know us city fans like to laugh at wael and everything that rovers hyped him up to be, but I have a personal story of the guy which proves he’s a top top man. Some kids have a teacher that has a profound positive effect on them, mine was my PE teacher Mr Moore… 1/6
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Bristol Rovers
4 months
Eight years ago today, Wael al-Qadi acquired his stake in the club, and became a Gashead. Thank you for everything you've done so far, Wael! 💙 #UTG | @waelalqadi
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4 years
That is mental
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Pezza
2 years
In case you were in any doubt *cough cough @markcartercamb cough cough* this is the squad Pearson inherited. He’s spent money on just 1 player, cut the wage bill by 50% and has us playing the best football we have since Cotts. Respect Sir Nige.
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Pezza
4 months
Beyond fucking pathetic, every single issue at this club lies with you @JonLansdown
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Pezza
2 years
Two whole years clean today, fucking get in ❤️
@bcfcpezza
Pezza
4 years
Posting this at 2am only to delete soon but too you lot out there at this late hour it’s 3 months today since i beat my demons and last self harmed, that’s a fucking feat boys, you can do it, you can overcome it. Anything is possible❤️❤️
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Pezza
2 years
Today marks the first time we’ve won 3 home games in a row without conceding since *checks notes*….2010
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Pezza
1 year
Now we all watch people that never talk to us try to use us all to get tickets
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Pezza
1 year
‘Firstphas3’ clearly an expert on player valuation based on previous evidence
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burner
1 year
@bcfc_22 there’s zero percent chance that you get £20m.
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Pezza
4 years
I don’t have enough superlatives to describe this man. Everything he says; I feel like I’m listening to god. He’s such a sound bloke, who knows the club inside out. I certainly, and probably a lot of the fans, regret things I said about him and the club. What a man. We are lucky.
@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
4 years
A message to all #BristolCity fans from the Gaffer after today’s Government update.
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Pezza
3 years
2 weeks tomorrow since Mark Ashton was on the radio with Geoff Twentyman. “We need to increase our communication”. In this period we’ve lost at home to our biggest rivals and had a quite frankly shocking end to the transfer window. Silence, nothing. @JonLansdown
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Pezza
2 years
How's the lino missed that, he's about 3 yards offside?
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Pezza
8 months
The stars have aligned. It’s time.
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Pezza
3 years
Absolutely delighted to finally be able to announce I’m joining League 2 Sutton United as a data, finance analyst and part of the ticketing logistics team😁❤️ @suttonunited
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Pezza
1 year
I would have loved him as our manager, it would’ve been absolutely vile and I’d have loved it. Never change Warnock, never change. What a bloke
@ArifAhmedITV
Arif Ahmed
1 year
'I wouldn't be right for #BristolCity fans to be quiet or to clap me' Watch: New @htafc Head Coach Neil Warnock says he doesn't want @BristolCity fans to clap him or have a minute's silence when he passes away. #htafc
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Pezza
4 years
@badboykola @England When the Chinese rice is underdone.
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Pezza
4 years
Apparently I was blissfully unaware of how rife homophobia still is within our game
@brfootball
B/R Football
4 years
Championship club Bristol City release their goalkeeper kits for 2020-21 🌈
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1 year
Doing my coursework on the finances of Bristol City has made me realise how much I haven’t appreciated what Lansdown has done. In the last 5 years alone he’s pumped in more than £112,000,000 to convert our debt to equity…
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Pezza
3 years
December 31st 2017: Bristol city Sat 2nd in the Sky Bet Championship. Mark Ashtons’ Wage - £304,071 February 14th 2021: Bristol City sat 13th in the Sky Bet Championship. Mark Ashtons’ wage - £527,365 11 places down, £223,294 richer off per year...
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2 years
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Pezza
2 years
Not a problem to admit I’m in a bit of a dark space atm. Very much feel like I’m struggling when on the outside this is the best my life’s been in a long time. Mental health is no joke. I’ve started the ball rolling to get some help, if anyone needs help - ping me a msg x
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Pezza
1 year
30 million, loaned back for a season and a 15% sell on clause. I’d shake your hand for that.
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
1 year
Newcastle are among the frontrunners to sign Bristol City midfielder Alex Scott this summer. They’re willing to loan him back for the 23/24 season. Wolves, West Ham and Palace are also interested. (Via: @footyinsider247 ) #BristolCity #NUFC
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Pezza
5 months
About 50 West Ham bally’ed up by access storage, go home lads 😂😂😂
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Pezza
1 year
Delighted to announce that after 3 years of hard work, I have graduated with a first class degree in Football Accounting ❤️
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Pezza
4 years
I’ve actually lost the love I had for this club. Cannot remember the last time I properly cared about a goal or enjoyed going down to the gate.
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Pezza
4 months
RIP Bristol City play off hopes (v2.0). Tuesday 13th February 2024 - Saturday 17th February 2024.
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Pezza
6 months
RIP Bristol city play off hopes 22nd December 2023 - 1st January 2024
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Pezza
3 years
Played your hand. Now do it.
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@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
3 years
Cheers, Nige. 🍎🌳
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Pezza
3 years
Tell you what would be proper funny, appointing Paul Simpson as full-time head coach. Whilst it’d be a disaster, I’d be absolutely all for the twitter meltdown. It’d be on a level we’ve never even comprehended before
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Pezza
3 years
Time to change my mind then @xGPhilosophy
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Pezza
3 years
If Holden is given the chop soon, he goes with my best wishes. Been dealt a horrendous hand and been chucked into the deep end. Top bloke and think there is a great manager in there. Wouldn’t be opposed keeping him in the club in some capacity.
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Pezza
1 year
Dickie, McCrorie and Bryan for 2.5 million is absolutely unbelievable business imo.
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Pezza
4 years
I am also 99.9% sure we’d have made the Carabao Cup final if we’d faced arsenal and not City.
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Pezza
2 years
Bet you can't imagine what's on 'more replies' to this tweet.
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
2 years
This Bristol City counter attack 🤌
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4 years
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2 months
✅ Best finish since 2019 ✅ First positive GD since 2019 ✅ Young manager who knows the squad and where we need to improve ✅ 4th best defence ✅ Didn’t waste money in January so FFP is in a better position Lots to be positive about and look forward to next season.
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Pezza
4 years
That’s an interesting interpretation of shoulder to shoulder; I must say.
@CardiffCityFC
Cardiff City FC
4 years
70 - Red! Tomlin shown a second yellow card. Shoulder to shoulder challenge. City down to ten men. (0-0) Stream live ➡️ #CityAsOne
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Pezza
4 years
It’s got to the stage where I’m relying on Roy DeAlien as the only light at the end of my tunnel. inshallah
@RoyDeAlien
Roy DeAlien
4 years
I have been assured the Dean Holden news is wide of the mark. The club want Dean to stay with them but not as head coach. #BristolCity
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Pezza
2 years
Callum O’Dowda has average one goal contribution every 221 days for the past 3 years.
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4 years
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4 years
i'm actually in love with Chris Martin and Tyreeq Bakinson
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4 years
🥶🥶🥶🥶
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Pezza
1 year
Decent little find on Depop, bit of bargaining and I got it down to just £45
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Pezza
1 year
And guess who won, quite comfortably.
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Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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Pezza
1 month
I know people will be focusing on James leaving, but it’s going under the radar, probably because it was widely known, that Andi is leaving. 216 games, 51 goals and 25 assists. Hero 🇦🇹 👑
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Pezza
2 years
Can’t wait for the player wages bubble to burst, absolutely nothing hiding the fact that footballers are killing their own game. It’s disgusting. How are we paying over 200% of our revenue to the absolute dross that is out on that pitch. It’s an insult to be quite honest.
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Pezza
9 months
After a long hard internal discussion I would like to take the time to apologise to Mark Sykes. Genuinely I’m sorry, you’re better than Messi.
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Pezza
3 years
I’m not even trying to push agenda but there’s a direct correlation between us playing well and tyreeq being on the pitch
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Pezza
3 years
Seriously though, all the best. Nothing but love and passion for the badge. Something we’ve been lacking for a while. Will always be welcomed into any pub in Bristol. Thanks for giving it a try, sure we’ll see each other soon ❤️ @deanholdenuk
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Pezza
1 year
Mum finally engaged with my step dad, so f’ing happy man. She’d take a bullet for me and my sister without a moments hesitation, having to raise 2 teenagers with no financial support and going without food for us. I love you mum x
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