my dad enjoying tacos - 60 second sketches !

Spotted in Rome, Italy

I joined a soccer team at 31, after not playing for over 13 years. Apart from my close relationships, it is now the greatest source of joy in my life. I urge everyone to remember what they once loved and return to it……

I don’t want the email of 50 words summarized by AI. I don’t want to know my biological age. I don’t want the wearable telling me when I should be happy. I don’t want the Bluetooth toothbrush gamifying brushing my teeth. I don’t want my trash can to be “smart”. I don’t want my

Armani suits have aaaaalways been THE only suits

Vino veritas? No, vino alteras!!!!!

Facebook saw it first

Addicted to being 11 minutes late to work

Gave up alcohol for lent. Writing this here, on my online diary, for accountability.

https://t.co/BtAYIPYvU4

Terrorized the bartender for copious glasses of water last night

sorry i never responded to your message i’m experiencing horrors beyond comprehension

Got the blowout of my dreams 👼

Ok Chalamet you finally got me. I like you on this side of the pond (Europe)

Want a woman to fall madly in love with you? Simplify their life. Help them.

Men be like “I bought apples” and they’re Red Delicious

Had too many

I want a faaaat cigarette and guess what I’ll have one

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery etc

Guarda che un foulard aiuta a tutto

I am not proud