It’s 2026.. if you don’t have a bidet, you’re a disgusting piece of work. Clean your asshole.

Dude it’s just insane & I’m so happy he is a Spartan!

Team USA: scores a goal Me, a man who watches close to no hockey:

This 3rd period is insane. #USA

Drew Neitzel That guy rocked.

Nah. You know Duke & MSU will be in the same region.

"We're all flying back to East Lansing and [Kur Teng] is flying to Appleton. Check USA Today tomorrow him and my mom will be going at it in a nursing home gym..." Tom Izzo on telling Kur Teng he couldn't guard his mother during MSU's game at Oregon.

📻 TOUCHDOWN NINERS! @WillGavin on the call for CMC's second @49ers TD in Philly 🏈

Beers in my system. How do I listen to every song from John Mayer to RATT. Someone help me.

Things you didn't think you'd ever tweet: Wyoming beat UNLV by THIRTY TWO points.

GAME MANAGER MY ASS!!!

lol Niners d is so bad

Niners D just let old man Rivers carve them up with short check downs.. wowza.

Sometimes you just gotta randomly text your boy and tell you how much you love them. It means a lot.

https://t.co/oIvH6beNJl This is why we are Wyoming. We might be little fish, but damnit we got a standard! Thank you, @JoshAllenQB

I dislike people who shit at restaurants

First of 2 fast dunks from the spartan Jam Man himself Coen Carr 💥💥

Bing bong @Philly_Mays

I keep seeing all these massive platforms post videos of @JoshAllenQB at his jersey retirement in Wyoming. Huge exposure for @wyo_football. Too bad they couldn’t capitalize and got embarrassed by the worst team in the Mountain West on an enormous day for Wyoming football..

Way to show out on one of the biggest days in Poke football history fellas.