my lifelong goal is to alienate every single one of you.

Your buns are mine.

I will claim the cheeks of everyone at this mall.

im so happy they kiled that bum yasuhiro again. i owe him so much money

Thanks for the likes, retweets, and all the stupid social media shit that makes me feel like a fucking monkey in a cage for your entertainment,

And what's this "adopts the persona" shit? Do i need to spend a hard earned nickel to get a searing verifcation badge next to my name to be considered "real"? this website is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE, i hate EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!! the people, the ui, the aougrythem, EVERYTHIGN!! FUUCK

This piece of shit website is pushing its baby-killing blood drinking AI cunt more and I accidentally fucking clicked its MASSIVE NEW POP-UP and WHAT THE FUCK? Low engagement? i thought AI was supposed to be fucking smart? I have 100 fucking followerers you inbred MORON

are you fucking kidding me? do you really think you're allowed to send me notifications you fucking robot piece of shit?

Golllyyyyyy

This animal is so stupid. Imagine discovering tool use and not enslaving the entire human race. Fucking moron.

ive already fallen off. fuck my life.

https://t.co/dfKx8Ux3EK

is that supposed to be me?

Wait, is this ironic? Is this like, one of those posts that make fun of something by just posting it and not saying anything else? Am i not allowed to like those kinds of videos anymore? These are all I watch. Are they bad now?

Going to work for the first time in months just to shoot loads in their toilet

The Loss of Virginity.

the agrythem doesnt hate you. You're tweets just fucking suck.

i think im mellowing out.

what a song.

got a new job. $25/hr. didnt feel a fuckign thing when i landed it. from the first day i knew it wouldnt last. went ahead and skinned some stray dogs in my bosses office. rather get fired for something i can control than something i cant.

no no i LOVE being alive! i love waking up every day and doing BULLSHIT! no, no no, im GREAT! i'll wear my smile daddy! i promise nothing is fucking wrong with me! i looove society and dont want to THUMB EVERYONES EYES OUT!!!