chile relleno burrito

Alluka going pro Inshallah

our doberman alerts us when chloe cat is stuck outside and wants to come in 😭😭😭 quite adorable

got my first paycheck from twitch 🙏

dis a sign to introduce myself to my office crush on monday

Go ahead.

there’s like 5 office baddies i have a crush on 😭

in bay area traffic gotta take a piss 😭

how is it colder in pleasanton than it is in sf shit don’t make cents

my fat ass just ran over a mile and a half for 2 mcdoubles and free medium fries … so worth it

tesla drivers are the absolute fucking worst at driving

im closing hella deals for my first week on the job #SaaS

they tell me life is a riddle i found the answers on her tongue in the middle of kissin'💕💕

bouta start going to Church and the Gym and maybe find my wife in the process 🤣

just a reminder, my usage of the word “based” is an act of reclamation from altright losers and ugly nazis who stole it. as a born resident of the bay area, i will always honor and protect the true meaning of based

my job is giving me imposter syndrome cus how the fuck did i make it this far, i am lowkey brain dead 💀

@basedjulianv Those 243 calories burned ain’t saving you from that double double and animals fries you order…

hella embarrassed myself at work today 😭

ran this morning 18:59

in n out every sunday is tradition