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how is he legally allowed to do this to my head what the fuck I paid $50 for this hair cut I can’t believe it
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Bank is making me watch 20 minutes of ‘why crypto is a scam’ content before letting me move any of my money no way this is real life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Guys there are 263 possible scenarios for $BTC here, if any of them happen, remember I was the first to call it.
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if the world has to know i’m bankrupt let it be in style
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how have i avoided getting 100% wiped nearly every big doom event the past 6 years and been wiped out by fucking SBF it’s honestly comedic
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Just got a hair cut before the fight…
What the fuck, I can’t go out like this
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Imagine explaining to your mum you just bet $1 million dollars on Twitter against a cartoon character over the price of magic internet beans and trusting a severely mentally ill unstable man pretending to be Kurt Cobain to hold the $2m bet in escrow for an entire year
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testing out my dads homemade gocart when
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I find it easy to gamble away $5k in 2 seconds on retarded trades but won’t pay $4 for stuff crust at dominos
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Every girl I've been on a date with in the past 2 months regularly does cocaine how do I fix this
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can’t lie bros if ansem didn’t spent the past 6 months in clubs with a 98% blood alcohol level bro would of flattened me bros power felt like literal wrecking balls I have never felt pain like that ever lmfao
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I literally have a liquid $10k to my name I'm in so much disbelief I'm actually lol'ing
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Imagine being the fiver artist who got paid $25 to make all the apes in BAYC
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They also asked what exactly I intended to spend my money on in which I told them midget porn this isn’t even a joke👍👍👍👍
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As a proud BAYC community member I am heartbroken to say that today I was the first victim of online armed robbery. I opened my DMs to a man (possible meth head?) with a gun to my face. I was scared, had no choice, my life.. or my ape.
Stolen ape:
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While my friends party on a 150ft yacht, with strippers and high quality drugs, in the Miami heat, where I was supposed to be. I made lemon drizzle cake, who’s really winning?
I’m so depressed
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I have stumbled down a truly unique rabbit hole trying to buy a domain
This dude owns a bunch of A tier domains, makes them all forward to his TikTok
Then proceeds to make dancing troll videos while trolling people who want to buy the domains
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rip bozo
FTX FOUNDER SAM BANKMAN-FRIED FOUND GUILTY ON ALL SEVEN CRIMINAL COUNTS HE FACED AT TRIAL IN NEW YORK - RTRS
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very glad I opened a Revolut account and deposited money into it thanks everyone 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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I have just paid an ungodly amount to secure a table at a penthouse night club to now realise its a gay/drag queen club down bad
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Used hair removal cream on my balls and I think I have 2nd degree burns on them shit be so red they glow in the dark rn
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bros just woken up, remember nothing, l for some reason have
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I have 15 years experience in selling tweets. I have worked with the likes of Elon Musk, P-Diddy and Kanye West to name a few. Please contact me for best prices.
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Big New Year’s Eve planned. Get a haircut in desperation from random place as my barber has covid…. Fuck sakes
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I just bought as much Luna as KSI which cost him $2m a day ago for $3k jfc
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i lost all drive to win fight after the whole FTX thing tbf
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throwback to when cobie sent me $50m purely to make a your mom joke
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I WILL PROP THIS MARKET UP WITH GIRLS UNI LOANS IF NEED BE
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sorry bro it wouldn’t fit round your waist
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refuse to believe I've spent my precious time creating individual openers for so many girls when 'guess we're dating now' works literally every time
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If you're male, older than 19 and use tiktok you are legally classified as a pedophile sorry I don't make the rules
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I once played Cobain in connect 4, 7 games in a row I beat him. We then start playing for money, he wins both games with play in seconds. This is the type of 4d chess psychopath you're trading against
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I didn’t tell a soul but at this point (FTX explosion) I was actually in insufferable debt of about -$80k with no means of paying it along with $4k monthly bills and some how hustled enough to survive 👍👍👍👍
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seeing my net worth in $ being happy then realising converting to £ takes away -25% then withdrawing and paying tax is another -50% then realising actually I am omega poor
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I have so much money and have multiple 8 figure business' but have decided to give it all up to sell you my course at $499 a pop
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bros this guy may actually be the biggest faggot on the internet
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never forget
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It’s funny how many people look for a handout vs actually working for it
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Yeah bro I’ll take that fresh Bernie trim from the muppets
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size chad actually being the person in his profile picture is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened on ct
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Buying a mac laptop instead of a Windows laptop is the worst decision ive made in my entire life mac is so inferior in every way
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I just sold a JPEG of a seal I got given for free a month ago for $22,000??????? lol what the fuck is even going on anymore
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I’m worth $224M (23 yrs old)
I made 30 million dollars today.
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I remember looking at my portfolio having made money that would of taken me like 30 years to make working a normal job and still feeling poor as u retards kept saying $10m isn’t even that much money
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