barney farmer
@barneyfarmer
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Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this https://t.co/EkFvmRP7kD this https://t.co/wh1hmG5V8R and that https://t.co/K4H7zE1TgG so…
Joined January 2011
Given the economic crime-spree unsure how many of my potential readers remain in the market for a big-ticket purchase like a book, but this might be right up your street. Or down your way. Or let’s be avenue. Don’t die in ignorance, unless that’s your bag.
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Like one of those older ladies you used to see dancing in pubs with a hits DJ on but no designated dancing area so they’d forced a small circle near the bar and you’re trying get by with four pints in splayed fingers and they’re all ‘try and stop me’ with defiant faces.
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Steve is an RAF veteran. Here’s his arrest by the @metpoliceuk as he holds a paper sign in London today. @novaramedia
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Nailed on.
UK Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner resigns from government over failure to pay enough stamp duty on flat
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Certainly the birth of the scam.
A last thought on today’s anniversary of Athelstan’s coronation 1100 years ago on 4 sept 925. That day he promised that he would rule society high and low with justice and mercy. He was not above the law. The birth perhaps of the idea of the community of the realm?.
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Mention my wife. Go on. Mention my wife and see what happens.
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“When we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.”.
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RT @NickShepley: @AbiWilks One of the many reasons I hate this fucker is that I’ve sat for countless hours as an addictions therapist with….
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RT @SolHughesWriter: Tom Watson, former Labour Deputy leader, now works for Palantir, Flutter (gambling giant ) and Lodestone (corporate l….
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At the same time more people than ever before are approaching death in the sure and certain knowledge of imminent personal extinction, a fate to which - IMO - far fewer people are reconciled than is commonly believed.
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RT @barneyfarmer: At a domestic level the last Cold War was fought with a supportive welfare state and the opening-up of education, full em….
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RT @mypalfootfoot7: I had a lanyard when I worked for minimum wage in a call centre. Fuck off.
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I think it will become necessary to see photographs of the domestic flag arrangements of all MPs currently laying claim to such things.
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I mean, what are we without our flags but an amorphous cloud of shifting unrelated atoms in the depthless void?.
Yvette Cooper tells @TimesRadio that people should feel free to put the St George's flag 'anywhere', including on motorway gantries. 'Oh put 'em up anywhere. I think it's good for us to feel proud of flags, of Union Jacks, but we should also be proud of our British values that.
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RT @allgarbled: Mark Rothko suffered his whole life from a visual condition that caused him to paint his squares to be very fuzzy, and bad.….
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