Here’s just a friendly reminder that you’re pretty amazing and I’m glad you’re in this world.

If we’re mutuals here and you follow me there, lmk, so I can follow you back. #threads #TwitterIsDead

All right, final reminder that you can find me over on Threads also as @barelyliterate. I am not deleting my Twitter account, but I am deleting the app so I won’t be tweeting again, unless new ownership finds its way back and this app recovers.

Hey, before this app disappears entirely, I’m under the same handle on Threads if anybody wants to go over there. Tag me if you do so I can add you also.

Do you know what I don’t understand? Why hasn’t Danny Trejo been on any episodes of The Walking Dead? Like…. @AMCTalkingDead @AMC_TV #makeithappen

Applied for a leadership role at ⁦@Starbucks⁩ and got this rejection letter. Which would be fine, except for “per our conversation,” since this is the only response I’ve received after submitting an application online. Recommend editing this template.

Hey @POTUS super psyched that I was able to help you beat Trump in 2020, but, like, feel free to reconsider the whole 2024 thing. @TheDemocrats maybe let’s just have a primary. Yeah? Like… #nomoreoldwhitemen

I am disappointed in @LoriTrahanMA and then other members of Congress, who are focusing on #TikTok, specifically instead of any potential greater issue at hand. We shouldn’t be regulating a single company.

I just watched the trailer, for #WeHaveAGhost and I can officially say, even with a comb over, @DavidKHarbour is still painfully hot. That is all.

Can someone @Instacart explain how this was an acceptable conversation? My intention was to renew my membership once I was employed again, but when it renewed on its own, without my knowledge or consent, and I went to customer service for help, this is what happened.

Can someone please explain to me why the White House has a stance to ban #TikTok because it’s a “security threat” and not because #meta paid lobbyists (ahem) but it’s ok for @POTUS to be in #TikToks made from the @WhiteHouse #makeismakesense #freespeech

Hey @RepMTG I have questions: 1) What school in Illinois received $5.1 BILLION dollars for anything? (Show some receipts.) 2) What do you have against equity and diversity in general?

I literally live in two places. So half the time I now can’t access my @Netflix account because I’m caring for my mother? Nah. Cancelled.

#Zombies as a fungal infection is actually pretty #genius. #TheLastOfUs

If the house doesn’t wind up electing him, they better make him pay for that shit out of his own pocket. Constituents should not be paying for this circus.

Can someone explain why @kevinomccarthy is allowed to move his shit into the Speaker’s office on the taxpayers’ dime when he’s not the Speaker? This is disgusting. @GOP @HouseGOP get your side of the house together. @USHouseFloor #disgusting #entitled

WTF @Instacart? I get charged for the right order I get completely different things even tho there were no substitution and then I have to repay all the service fees again to remake the right order? Super not cool. I have Covid, I can’t just go to the store.

This whole Andrew Tate thing is hilarious. Today I am running on coffee and schadenfreude.

“Oh, I don’t run honey.” Then immediately makes her Tiktok private when people question her #transhate. Trans women aren’t hurting you or your womanhood in ANY WAY. Bigotry is a bad look.

Agreed. 🤣😂🤣

We don’t have the benefit of the doubt left for women because we have spent it all on men. -Jameela Jamil #masswomen #perfectionism