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quick new placeholder pinned bc the old one was 2 years old oops. hi im ira im a mean pinoy lesbian and i love 2 draw
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easing back into drawing after taking a break for the holidays
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i feel like a lot of ppl are aware of the “would u talk to a friend like this” method of stopping mean inner thoughts but my therapist and i just came up w “if this thought was a rando in ur twitter mentions would u fucking block them” and i think i’m gonna get mileage out of it
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ur relationship should make ur life easier and more pleasurable, not harder and shittier lmao i fully do not fuck w this "it's always hard!!!! real love is a trial!!!" shit
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me, seeking ref: woman holding crossbow.
google images: woman SEXILY holding crossbow??? sexy viking warrior woman holding sexy crossbow? sexy alluring sexy boobies crossbow warrior woman crop top sexy? beautiful woman bare midriff arch back sexy crossbow?
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discovering absolutely shocking things about one of the kittens
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listen. im not complaining bc all things considered this is still an absolutely heavenly life and i am blessed to enjoy it. but also, why,
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i constantly see lineart hate posts where ppl are like "i wish i could just use my sketch" or "i wish i could just clean up my sketch" and here is ur regular reminder that you absolutely can do that and nobody on earth can stop you. i do it all the time
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kicking off the
#ADHDInvasion
with a comic about CONSEQUENCES, and how my lifelong failure to react to them has been a huge source of frustration for me and the people who rely on me. (1/2)
#ADHDawarenessmonth
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hey guys! please tell me if you'd like to see this design on a tshirt :)
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why is 'standing pose that is clear and legible for a refsheet but still somewhat dynamic/conveys character personality' like five million times harder than 'triple backflip super action pose with bonkers anatomy' or whatever
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i’m so sorry i know that “/pos” means positive but every time i see it i do a cartoon spittake bc my brain automatically substitutes “Piece Of Shit”
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do ppl know it’s okay and good for u to say “hey, can i dump on you real quick” before launching into heavy venting at your friends. like yeah ppl are being weirdly clinical abt it in the weird wording of these tweets that keep popping up but at baseline it’s like, a good idea
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DEPRESSION MEALS: how to feed yourself when your shitty meat body is betraying you.
(ive been wanting to do something like this for a while so i’m just gonna start. i’ll add to this thread a bit at a time. maybe very slowly. on account of the depression)
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working for myself/from home is mostly really cool and rewarding but sometimes it's extremely [slide whistle noise]
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did u guys know that the “samurai holding cat” image was not a one off thing. it’s like, what literally the entire movie is about
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anyway married life is sometimes i look across the room at my wife and she looks really good and i get shy
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just do what u wanted to do when u were like 15 but didn’t have the technical capability to draw yet make urself a whole mess of goth fairy ocs and vampires and half demon half angel catboys its soul healing
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weird little brain tweak/reframing that helped me out. i Often find that advice that seemingly helps Everyone Else doesn't make any sense to me, in ways that are hard to describe, and it can be really frustrating (1/2)
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even worse, it makes me appear apathetic or careless to others, when in reality it weighs on me super heavily - i just struggle to show it. (2/2)
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okay i get that i'm basically participating by even saying anything but. come on
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forever mystified and amused by how we all automatically put “no mecha” on our commission posts no matter what kind of artist we are/fandoms we’re into as if we think someone’s going to come hurtling out of the abyss and demand an optimus prime pinup
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anyway here's transparent helga lockets so u can slap your fictional boo on a layer underneath
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here’s everything i remember about playing dragon age
dragon age: is it okay to lock mages in a dungeon forever?
> always
> sometimes
> not really
me: >not really?
like half my party no matter who i brought: wow great take dick-for-brains. jesus christ. fuck you
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sometimes i notice that really weird, small things trip me up, eat up my time, and contribute to my struggle to stay on task and get shit done. when i notice them i am going to document them here bc i have no short OR long term memory and maybe u will find it helpful too
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when ppl u don’t know are trying to emulate the playful rudeness u enjoy w ur close friends
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now that i’m at the weird expensive stressful milestone of Clinical Diagnosis & Meds, throwback to my very first adhd comic that i didnt 100% know was an adhd comic at the time. by this point i had a suspicion but i was scared to say so firmly bc i thought ppl would get mad at me
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i feel like most ppl have probably seen this acronym before but i just totally forgot about it and since i am reminding myself i will also remind you
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do not qrt this with “oh this is me but with my cat” or whatever i do not care. this is relatable content for fishkeepers and other aquarists only
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if ur a fully grown adult and ur an eager participant in an online space where publishing screencaps of “dunking” on children results in gushing waves of praise for the incredible wit and poise displayed in the child-dunking, maybe u took a wrong turn somewhere, as a human being
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oh hey clip studio tip of the day: if ur ever doing shading on a multiply layer (or any other blending mode) and it annoys u that u have to flip it back to normal to color pick the dif tones you're using: you can select the eyedropper tool and switch to this while you're working!
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fascinated by heterosexual twitter where theyre constantly having heated discussions abt like, "REALTALK. do you think it's acceptable to order dessert on the 2nd date or do you wait til the 3rd??" + 1/3 of the responses are always like. "FOURTH date or you're a PSYCHO 🚩🚩🚩🚨"
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yes this is Kind Of about a current trend but i genuinely think this all the time and will continue to think it forever
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[⚠️ cw dysphoria, weight mention, General Gender Despair™️.)
i normally try to keep things positive but like. i don’t feel good lol.
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[⚠️ cw disordered eating ?? i don’t think so, in my case this just feels like executive dysfunction + depression, but just in case]
every other day with this shit
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on today’s episode of Capitalist Brainwashing Masquerading as that Nebulous Virtue of “Self Care:”
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nsfw// was also reminded of this heartwarming experience when my wife and i started dating and went on vacation together
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jokes abt the duolingo owl being absurdly hostile are funny but really no post any of us make will ever be as funny as the quiet, blistering contempt of the actual “these reminders don’t seem to be working, so we’ll stop sending them” message
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ppl who respond to “don’t draw porn of minors” with “wow so you want everything to be SANITIZED and PURE” have the same energy as when u go “don’t make racist jokes” and some libertarian bro goes “WOW so ALL HUMOR IS OUTLAWED”
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i spend all fucking day beating on myself abt productivity but if somebody on twitter was like “youre lazy and should draw more” i would tear them to pieces like a wet paper towel. why do i let my own inner voice get away w things i don’t let ANYBODY say to me
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blocking the bot itself will protect ur content from the api, but i also frankly recommend blocking anyone you see @‘ing the bot on sight bc i imagine more bots like this will pop up and the scumbags will just switch over to new ones when we’ve all blocked this one
Cool new scam artists should be aware of. Any rando can now turn your tweet and by extension, your artwork into an NFT by tagging this account @/tokenizedtweets
Block this guy
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for me, it actually just doesn't work. i try to turn fear/shame into something positive, i.e.:
❌"they're going to be so disappointed in me if i don't do this"
✅"if i do this on time, i'll feel so relieved, and they'll be happy that i pulled through"
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all i remember about origins is
npc: hey there’s a little girl over there actively being devoured by crocodiles. can you maybe stop the crocodiles
me: sure
morrigan: oh LOVELY. shall we do their WASHING next you milkminded little fuckmaggot
me: thank you queen i’m sorry queen
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where did this man go to law school. who taught you having ptsd is a crime
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hi i drew this prior to my diagnosis. here's the 2023 update
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manga ryo: now listen akira this is terrifying. it's a terrifying inheritance. here's your chance to say no. here's your second chance. you could still turn back
crybaby ryo: get in the car bitch here's some mdma okay it's go time say hi to amon for me DEVILMAAAAAAAA
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⚠️ cw: extremely direct discussion of suicide, including brief mention of a suicide pact ⚠️
sorry for the extreme messiness on this, i just kind of got hit with it and banged it all out in one sitting on the couch lmao. i think abt this a lot. i think abt this every day
[1/2]
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really leaning on the wisdom of "do it shitty" to get stuff done today. just in case anyone else needs to hear it: do it shitty
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well,
@patreon
has rolled back horrific plans before when enough noise is made. so if u support artists on patreon + u dont want to be charged multiple times a month in a way thats impossible to budget, + if u want those artists to be able to pay rent on the 1st, make some noise.
This is unbelievable. A few weeks ago, I raised my concerns to
@Patreon
about their awful communication and delivery for creators and they came back promising to do better. This update - which will absolutely destroy the way I run my business - was actually hidden from creators>
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normally my comics have SOME semblance of advice on how to cope in them and i didn't get to that this time around lol; what i'll say is that it can be really hard to get past the idea of shame-based motivation when that's what's been modeled 2 u by parents/educators/bosses
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everyone please cultivate at least one hobby that 1. involves no internet connection and 2. is not in any way related to whatever creative things you monetize or do for a job. sorry for being a boomer
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really excellent thread on the shortcomings of diagnostic language, which is itself just a reflection of ableist mindsets re: neurodiversity. everything discussed here is part of what contributes to harmful assumptions abt adhd + environments that prevent ppl from accessing care
ADHD, as described, isn't ADHD as experienced.
Instead, it's just a list of the behaviors which piss off parents and teachers, which they want us to stop.
And that's kind of hot garbage.
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heres another “i thought i knew this but i forgot until rn so im going to remind u guys too” post: are u having trouble w ur to-do list bc it’s not specific enough. for example, is ur brain malfunctioning over “work on commissions” bc maybe “line 3 commissions” would work better
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grace is free but the judge who sadistically mishandled her case is still in office and is running for re-election unopposed. pressure needs to be maintained because there's no way she was the only child affected by these courts and especially by mary ellen brennan in this way
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reminder that if you feel ur tl is "slowing down" or "going back to normal" i.e. you don't see as many resources/donation options going around, you can always keep the google doc at up and on payday/when other opportunities arise choose somewhere to donate
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honestly no shade intended whatsoever but just as an exercise i am going to open my itchio library and scroll down from the top and link every ttrpg i come across that is focused on sex and/or romance
Roleplaying is the perfect medium for stories of sex and romance – so why is the genre so underserved on the tabletop?
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a very important thing in handling this is realizing that it’s not happening for no reason. it’s not just “i don’t feel like it”
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did this one bc i caught myself doing it. bet i caught you, too
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i don’t care if skrunkly/blorbo/etc is eventually remembered in the same light as cinnamon roll. if that’s what’s going to come to pass then so be it. right now it’s still funny and i’m living in the present
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ryo, driving on the wrong side of the road: anyway that's my startup idea. it was already fully funded on kickstarter 3 weeks ago but the 4mil stretch goal is we get married on stream. drink this
akira: what are you wearing. where are we
ryo: valentino. drink the lean, akira
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ok but sincerely a few times a year i think abt these books and how they were some of the first media i ever remember consuming as a kid that firmly told me “very often, adults who have power over u are malicious + selfish + as a result they hurt you. youre right + theyre wrong”
me: i just have a hard time trusting people in authority idk why
the books i read at a very formative age:
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so when “shut up!!!” is just making the mean brain roommate angrier or convincing it you’re just being lazy, sometimes what works instead is “thanks for worrying about me! but it’s okay. i’m figuring out how to get the stuff done and you can relax.”
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my wife and i look fucking stupid lately bc it’s too hot to cuddle but we prefer to always be touching
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i found a sociology graduate thesis someone wrote about people bonding with their roombas that i wanna read later and i showed it to my gf and she says it has more chapters than her legal theory thesis did and we're losing it
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since this resonated, heres another tool i use smetimes! my mean inner voice is kinda like an uptight roommate who thinks i wont do anything important unless i get screamed at + harassed. but in the end that mean voice + i want the same things + sometimes it just needs a reminder
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if u ever get paranoid that ppl hate u just remember that no matter what u will never be at the level of ging freecss, who was so universally despised that when a guy punched him in the head everyone immediately tried to make that guy the president
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anyway i had a nightmare that twitter added a completely unhinged activity tracker that showed what ppl were looking at on the devices they were logged in on that looked like this at the top of profiles and if u were looking at someone’s profile while they were looking at urs,
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LISTEN I KNOW EVERYTHING I DRAW ENDS UP LIKE THIS ANYWAY BUT I WANT THAT TO BE MY OWN FLOURISH. ADDED *AFTER* AVAILING OF NEUTRAL, FUNCTIONAL REF
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now that we’re talking disney crushes tho we all know who i was FRANTIC for
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this is why i have no proper ref sheets for almost any of my ocs. i get COMPLETELY stuck on 'just draw the bitch standing, but like, Cutely' every single time
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2020 mood. 2020 energy. 2020 positive personal affirmations
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it's time again for the ✨
#ADHDCosmicTakeover
!✨
my comic this year is about pinballing helplessly between interests and the frustrating feeling of being a "jack of all trades, master of none"
(but who said i have to be a "master" of anything anyway? fuck off!)
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im sure by now everyone is aware and believes that this is a real thing that happens but just for that extra dose of confirmation
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i read the first tweet of this thread and was like "ah haha damn we've been had!" and then i read the rest of the thread and it's like actually a v sobering discussion about how incredibly easily lack of context can disseminate misinformation
Okay, here we go. This is boring but I guess I'm doing it.
This story of Eric Carle and his publisher "fighting bitterly over the stomachache scene" in The Very Hungry Caterpillar is fake. Eric Carle never said this, the interview is a parody, it was an April Fools joke. 1/?
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“is it okay if i vent” or “i need to talk but it’s about [upsetting topic], are u ok for that rn?” are not... bad things to ask, tho i agree it’s prob offputting to phrase those in a businesslike way. but sometimes i feel like ppl are mocking the Concept and i don’t like that lol
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if u have to work your ass off every day for your time with someone to be enjoyable maybe it's time 2 reassess
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