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Quantum Physics is not difficult & Quantum Mechanics is a breeze! Building a time machine that works is child's play. It is dealing with the masses of stupidity & devolution that presents a challenge. The willingness not to change that drains the energy & vigor of one's self!
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Who is the presenter? Did he finish matric last yea? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Great comeback! Love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rock on my man! Where's that whiskey and soda! Give me 10 please
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Another incident caused by apartheid! Let the fuckery commence!
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Well fuckity fuck fuck! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy summed it up perfectly! R500k to dance at the circus!
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Riots in Switzerland after their loss to Portugal. Viewer discretion advised
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Bravo! Well done!!!!!!!!! Blow them away!
Fuckery going haywire here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼
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@Mbhele_Xoli
FYI' I had zero clue who this person is because I don't watch public tv news & I don't use the internet to follow "celebrities!
The matric was based on how he handled the interview! Zero logic or reason applied to his questions. Seek life elsewhere
PS Whats is "yal"
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This was the Chairperson of the SAA Board! Good grief! Sums up why the Republic of Fuckery is fucked!
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Breaking news! The final leg of the long-awaited high-speed rail line has been completed. PRASA opens the line & gets the first ride in a specially designed rear coach. It took many years & billions of taxpayer's money to get to this historic moment.
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Shame! These poor people are helping the driver off load the truck! So kind of the SAPS to direct traffic!
I hope no one got injured! God bless South Africa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@GillianYoungBe1
I am still shocked how this child is in TV interviewing politicians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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These memes are getting out of hand on social media! Something needs to be done! 😆
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Wow! I will give you the year! You name the town! Picture is courtesy of Phillip De Bruyn.
The year is 1954!
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On an urban road where the speed limit is 60km/hour!
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Poor taxi! Just wanted to stop anywhere & anytime for the sake of convenience!
But then got smoked out by an "apartheid" styled tractor & trailer!
If you send GFY News R20, we will send you a video of inside the taxi! SMS GFY!
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Good Morning South Afuckricans......interesting viewpoint here! But note the words & remember it-
"we will fuck you up!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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People are bitching about receiving a sms from the "DA"! Be grateful... I got a "Please call me" from the ANC!
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FFS! This is hard-core man! What a tough choice!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Current situation in Umlangha! Let me get our local reporter
@MzansiIndian123
report live! What's happening out there!
@eNCA
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@HermanMashaba
1. Off shore the correctional services system!
2. Let pharmaceutical companies employ criminals for testing.
3. Build farms in the middle of the Kalahari & let them manage it.
Follow Bane for more ideas that will help ASA win the elections.
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Anyone have an more details on this breaking story!
Let GFY News know and win 10GB data!
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Let me make this as simple as possible-
The reason why SA has been grey listed is a result of banks failing to have the necessary controls in their processes to eradicate money laundering for nefarious activities.
Simple!
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Good Morning Again!
Let's cover this new revolutionary technique for draining water from sink holes! Watch how the process is meticulously followed by the Pandas!
Win a GFY Hamper for naming the city!
Once again, Sloth Afuckricans leading the global evolution of innovation!
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Who is this expert on Orania? Wow!
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SAS MANTISI submarine stuck on sand bank in Hout Bay. SA fuckery at its finest!
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Good Evening Sloth Afuckricans! This is GFY News reporting late today after a day of drama & chaos because of a few unruly pandas!
Pretty video! 😃👍🏻👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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I am not convinced! I am not convinced! Maybe because I am a purist when it comes to cuisine!
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Never knew about the Worchestershire sauce! Looks freaking amazing! 😃
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Eskom will like to apologize for Stage 6. It's seems the core of the problem is that Clearwater Projects (Pty) Limited's multi million Rand toilet paper contract was not renewed.
We are working on the renewal & once signed, Stage 3 will resume! Eskom would like to thank SA!
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Negotiate fucking what? What the fuck is wring here??? 30% for standing & looking!!!!!!!
Radio news item:
“KZN Public Works MEC willing to meet construction mafia groups to negotiate…” 🤔
SA, alive with possibilities.
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@JackD157
Because when the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.
Fmr US Supreme Court Judge- Louis Brandeis
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South Africans must learn to take care of the gardens & sidewalks. Look at the bloody state of the lawn!🤬🤬🤬
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Merry Christmas Everyone! Have a beautiful day South Africans!
Since it's Christmas, the Sloths, Koalas and Pandas can also have a good day! But just 1 day! I will be back tomorrow!
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How the peace keeping mission started & how it ended!
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Good Morning to my all favorites!
Anyone died? How's the numbers? Been off social for a week now! 🤣🤣🤣
Just picked up this gem on social media! Today they conduct special training exercises in the mall of Africa. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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GFY News Update!
Food Lovers Market Youth Day Sale!
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7 million carrying 20 million at approx R84 billion per annum.
If they fixed this problem there would be more to loot! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Good Morning from GFY News! Here are your latest headlines
1. VIP SAPS members suspended for 5 years.
2. Victims must be quiet until settlement papers are ready.
3. Global crime cartels pledge investment to SA govt.
Here is Julia with the latest weather for the week end! 🤣🤣🤣
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Look at this fucking vulture droppings!
This is what daylight robbery looks like! This is the fucking bullshit we have to put up & then when we fucking complain it's classed as racism!
These politicians are versed in the art of stealing which they Learnt from their parents!
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Another tanker exploded on the N1, JHB near Malibongwe!
A long awaited sequel to Boksburh finally makes it national!
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SAPS document, instructing western Cape DFOs to visit firearm dealers on 16/03 and make note of identity of those that purchased large amounts of ammunition from 05-15/03.
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Good Morning Folks! What's cracking out there in the Wastelands. Here are your latest headlines on the "gas explosion"
- Bree Street closed till 2094
- Taxi Association seeking compensation from Govt
- Apartheid spies implicated
Here is Julia with the week end weather!
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There was the scent of promotion in our
conference room this morning!
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How did this become a racial issue?
Logic- if it is so great in Zimababwe then why are you in South Africa.
Response- No! I got family here! SA asked me to come here.
Dumb fucking nation.....bring the crayons
Just imagine a European telling an African in Africa that he must go back to his country
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This minister of loadshedding is as useless as the g in lasagna!
Appointing a minister of loadshedding was like applying Vaseline to a 3rd degree burns & saying there is hope!
This minister believes he is the viagra for the dead!
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@KanthanPillay
SA Politics!
Exam Question: 12-(4x6)÷2=?
ANC- steal the answer
DA- we will tell teacher & the answer is 6 💥
EFF- burn the school down
IFP- you guys got schools
ASA- we need to see the principle
COPE- you guys have questions
PA- let's wait & see what answer the others give!
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Bravado at its finest! Finish them Aunty! Don't shy! Expose the rotten culture within the Civil service! Bloody Ticks!
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Mr. Alan Stevens owes R1284.88......watch SARS mobilize against this 63yo
Or
New report unveils alarming truth! Illicit trade poses a major threat to stability & economic growth in South Africa. Tax losses reaching a staggering R100 billion annually!
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@PhumlaniMMajozi
It'sa tough call, this one! Too many factors! But the repercussions for the poor kids is an absolute tragedy.
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This was the lowest this country could reach!
A Gift of the Givers office was ransacked in Cape Town. They stole donations, laptops and other appliances. Project Manager, Ali Sablay says a few arrests have been made after community members informed the police.
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Fuckery of the first order happening here!
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Good morning South Fuckricans! Here are your headlines on GFY News!
1. ANC says KZN needs cleansing! 😝
2. Dirtbin hit by rogue breezes! 😳
3. Stats SA includes babies in unemployment rates! 🤯
Remember you always heard it first on GFY News! Let the fuckery commence
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EFF in Chstsworth this morning. Spreading good will & harmony! So nice of them! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Holy WTF!
Would someone please explain to me WTF is going on here!
WTF is this guy? For WTF is this event? WTF is he apologizing on behalf of white folks?
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How's this fuckery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!
THIS GREED IS BEYOND FUCKING ANYTHING!
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A visual guide to the "specials"
#OUTA
uncovered during an investigation into a
#ServicesSETA
tender signed off by
#AndileNongogo
(back then SSETA CEO, now CEO at
#NSFAS
). The service provider was Five Stars Communication and Projects (director Ngwenya Baloyi).
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Good Morning Sloth Afuckricans! What's cooking out there! Preferably not you! 🤣
The more & more I read & watch all these insane things happening in this country, the more I realize it's not insane! It's a calculated strategy!
But soon, some will learn! You learn the hard way!
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New Eskom CEO is sworn just before the long weekend!
Congratulations, Mr. Des van Rooyen.
#Eskom
#Loadshedding
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Good Morning South Fuckricans! Here is GFY News with your latest news!
1. SA economy is tanking!
2. SA govt has collapsed!
3. SA energy crisis is "real!"
And here is Julia with your week end weather!
Let the fuckery commence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Oh no.....I am devastated
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The Republic of Fuckery is not recognized!
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"Disciplined member of the ANC"
We see you! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Classic! South Fuckricans facing extreme challenges 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#StuckInthePlane
: At this stage, we all just want to shower and brush our teeth, honestly. We've spent the night on the plane. This morning we handed over our passports, even though we are not sure what's the next step. What a horrible experience.
@SundayTimesZA
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Fuck sakes! How's our SAPS bomb squad attire? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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G9oe Morning Meth Nation! What cooking out there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well this is just meth'd up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAA from 1987 to 2002 had a fleet of 148 aircraft servicing 74 international destinations & 24 local. Today SAA has a fleet of 9 aircraft servicing 17 destinations in total!
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Good Morning South Fuckricans! Here is your weather for this week.
Slightly overcast with a good chance of corruption followed by cold denial.
May the fuckery commence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Good Morning South Afuckrica! I see the fuckery was epic yesterday! The Wastelands got pumped with a gas explosion! Or did Bree Street just have enough!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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GEN X- Toughest MFs ever & the generation that revokutionalised mankind! Hell they didn't even know wat to call us, so they just out an X!
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Good Morning Pandas! What's cracking in the Wastelands! Here are today's headlines for the awesome long week end coming up! 🤣
-. Whites want peace!
- Indians want GTIs & golf estate homes!
- Coloureds want 4 day work week!
Here is Julia going into detail what Africans seek
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Good morning, Sloth Nation! What's cracking out there in the wastelands! What's new? Fokol! Why? Because 97% of the adult population are a bunch of pandas!
The crisis in the Mid East has caused massive climate change! Julia explains in more detail how this affects SA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@ms_tourist
Farad from Pakistan who owns a cell phone store in down town JHB can do it with his eyes closed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....seriously 🤯
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