Felix Anker
@bananentupper
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Linguist by day, writer by day because I get tired at 9pm humour, science-fiction and weird stuff
Joined June 2021
Somehow, one of my worst stories managed to win one of the best prizes, the 'Anxious Nihilist Prize for Fiction'. Big thanks to @slicesofanxiety and the others who had to read this! You can find 'À Rielle' here:
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Somehow, one of my worst stories managed to win one of the best prizes, the 'Anxious Nihilist Prize for Fiction'. Big thanks to @slicesofanxiety and the others who had to read this! You can find 'À Rielle' here:
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What is prose? Baby, don't yurt me. Don't yurt me, no more.
The latest prose endeavor launched from my humble yurt
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And on the last day God said, "Let there be pigeons because I envy your balcony."
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Yelling my shitty, surreal erotica out the window to chase away wasps
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Somebody just spent half a month's salary on pogs to relive his 90s childhood
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New story out today @eulogypress, the shut-in of a dying town tries his lonely hand at adoption https://t.co/wHk03u623E
eulogy.press
A literary magazine that rejects what's safe to create something meaningful.
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They chose a goddamn POPE in less than a week. There's no reason a magazine needs to hold your submission for months
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Russian Toulette: Some genius installed the automatic air freshener at head height right next to the urinal
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Have some surrealism: My poem ›There’s a Weevil in My Left Ear and a Shark in My Right‹ has been published in @spillwords
https://t.co/qojK9HGJBe
spillwords.com
Spillwords.com presents: There’s a Weevil in My Left Ear and a Shark in My Right, poem by Felix Anker, born, raised and based in Germany.
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Have some surrealism: My poem ›There’s a Weevil in My Left Ear and a Shark in My Right‹ has been published in @spillwords
https://t.co/qojK9HGJBe
spillwords.com
Spillwords.com presents: There’s a Weevil in My Left Ear and a Shark in My Right, poem by Felix Anker, born, raised and based in Germany.
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For all the poetrists and poetresses: Here's a call for English poetry submissions on 'intimacy' by a new German lit mag https://t.co/SURj7puZ8E
pigeonpublishing.de
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For all the poetrists and poetresses: Here's a call for English poetry submissions on 'intimacy' by a new German lit mag https://t.co/SURj7puZ8E
pigeonpublishing.de
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Trump just signed an executive order to have my Wodehouse fanfiction published at @parisreview
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Here's some non-creative non-fiction for a change. My dissertation on reported speech in the languages of the Caucasus is now available here: https://t.co/KbxIatcmKG
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Here's some non-creative non-fiction for a change. My dissertation on reported speech in the languages of the Caucasus is now available here: https://t.co/KbxIatcmKG
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My wish for 2025 is to hold a copy of @DontsubmitLit print anthology. I don't care if I'm not included, I just want this project to be so much more.
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It being Christmas eve, there was, as I had forseen, a great deal of revelry and what not. P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Yule-Tide Spirit
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