1/5. Why printing more notes isn't the solution. Firstly, the current economic status quo has presented the best opportunity to go cashless or reduce the over dependency on cash. That is mostly because people have resorted to finding alternatives to the absence of cash.

At what moment do we start calling SKM a dictator??? It's been 14yrs and counting 👀👀

Lately I have been moving like Chelsea in this market😊 I just discovered that Jebel Dinka & Hai Baraka has young and high ceiling players

Bro to bro: Always ensure to do medicals for players before you sign them. Some of these players are injury prone, and others have hidden injuries collected from previous teams that might affect the club

She just texted me a picture of an Arsenal jersey saying I forgot it at her place🥺🥺

What's the cost of renting Freedom Hall yajamana? Organizs your jalabias because its about to go down🥳🥳🥳🥳

That weird moment when you are in an event and the camera is turned to your direction. Now u don't know whether to smile or act like you aren't aware of it

The phrase "Fear women" was created by gays👀👀

NilePay was the "I want the same business as my friend" kind. While Mgurush spent thousands of dollars on Tazanian artists without properly assessing ROI. Mgurush literally thought bringing Kenyan market experts to copy-paste Kenyan market practises will get them the returns

I just saw a white lady with nyash and hips. Damn the culture is too gone

I like the efforts of being inclusive in events, but let's also vet the songs these traditional dancers present. Why am I in a church event, and the traditional song is so vulgar and in no way aligns with the event

Ya junubin, u remember the soulmate I met at the traffic jam today in the morning? Yeah, that one. She just texted back. I am finally leaving this App so u might as well engage with me now

It's either pastors dragging us or these sober youth. What have drunkards done to deserve this?

This traffic jam is a blessing in disguise because I might have just met my soulmate 🙂

If the security is good, the pork is bad 👎 I didn't make the rules

A good day to be a hater; - Celebrate Chelsea win & Joao Pedro brace - Laugh at Wirtz 008( infinity) - Laugh at Arsenal cleansheet kaput - Celebrate Man United defeat

When you bring a 2/10 on a loan deal, and now she is commenting "my man, my man" under all your posts

This bank here🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Guys avoid dating firstborn daughters. End of tweet.👀

Tems was everyone's crush until @Achol_Malong said she is built like Tems, and now we all hate Tems 🥴