how are the history books gonna tell kids that a sports blog run by frat bros saved small businesses during the pandemic because the government couldn’t figure it out

if you’re all gonna do these 10 day facebook “challenges” can we at least get a caption? what am i supposed to do with this random ass photo karen

Melting Cheese on Chips: A Quarantine Story

y’all are lyin’ acting like you knew where kansas city is

if you post screenshots of text message conversations just know that i hate you

I honestly find it stupid how everyone in the world doesn’t do everything I want them to do the way I want them to do it when I want them to do it while smiling and telling me everything will be ok forever and ever. Annoying.

my fatal flaw is that i literally never restart my computer

imagine the sheer amount of fucks this guy can’t give to microwave fish in the office kitchen every single day this week

blessed to be on this planet at the same moment in time as sunless tanner

how do people remember an entire song worth of choreography. i can’t even remember a whole phone number.

bout to get a hair cut during mercury retrograde bc we’re all gonna die soon anyway and this mop is a damn mess

i ate something acidic at noon and i’m still suffering the consequences #thisis29

in my next life imma be a stroller dog

remember when i was 16 and ate peanut butter on ice cream for a snack and nothing bad would happen

1. Before explaining something to a woman, ask yourself if she might already understand. She may know more about it than you do. 2. Related: Never, ever try to explain feminism to a woman. #IWD2018

i’m already tired tomorrow

the waiting room at the dentist is like sitting in a puddle of all of my anxieties

y’all really did it this time huh

it really grinds my gears when people try to stand up before the train stops and then flop around the car like a ragdoll with no regard for toes or personal space

in 2018 i want to be someone that wears matching pj sets to bed every night