Bad Dad Jokes
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Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. #dadjokes #JokeOfTheDay
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What do you get if you stand between two llamas? Llamanated. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. #dadjoke #jokeoftheday
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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
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What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its ok, he woke up.
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I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
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I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
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I've been addicted to cold turkey for 2 years. I keep telling people I'm trying to quit cold turkey but nobody is taking me seriously.
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I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
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My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”... Good man, terrible geologist. #BadJokeFriday #dadjokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
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[Interview] "What are your strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily. "Okay... what are your weaknesses?" Me:Those blue eyes of yours. #dadjokes
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