Maybe this is a bit too knotty to say, but here we are....So, which one of your Monster Humpers will be helping me run a train on the Snowball Express? What's your dream lineup? How freaking cute is Snowball? https://t.co/ho6lJObNyd https://t.co/Y6IAIItXZy

Cyber Monday Reminder: Fun Pours and Leg Shaking Os are in. Find that perfect toy that will "rearrange" your priorities 😘

Happy Friday, Monster F*ckers! We're nearing the end of the road to BF, and we are serving some great pours for you at Noon AZ MST today, along with additional discounts. Just crawl out of your food coma and come check it out! https://t.co/RLliSURsAB

Quick Thanksgiving update, dragons! We are shutting the lair doors Thursday, 11/27 & Friday, 11/28 so the whole crew can stuff themselves silly with turkey (and pie… lots of pie). That means: No shipping, No customer service replies, & all orders placed after 2pm AZ MST today

ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT UNTIL BLACK FRIDAY! Your wallet is already sweating, your cart is loaded, and the drops are about to hit harder than your impulse control 11/28 at 12:01 PM AZ MST. Drop a like if you’re ready to go full gobblin' mode at lunchtime! LET’S GOOOO! #baddragon

Don't mind me, just hyper focusing on my new Desk Buddies. Real talk, how many of you gooners are gonna put these in jars? https://t.co/Yls7VD29hi #baddragon

Not every toy dominates... some seduce, then strike. Meet our newest addition, Jake the Rattlesnake. https://t.co/xE6wtlhod5 Once Jake leaves your legs shaking, we've got the perfect aftercare. Grab our new plush that loves cuddles, and sip something warm from our cute mug 💝

The Bad Dragon Customer Service inbox was absolutely cooked this weekend, demanding that Customs remain open. So fine....You win. We love giving people what they want, which is more fantasy sex toys. *Yes, I'm a service top* Custom Ordering is back open right now, and we're

It's our final day for Custom Orders until Jan 2026, ending tonight at 11:59 pm AZ MST! Keep this in mind if you are considering a Custom toy: as this will be your last chance until January 2026!

Road trip update: We’ve made it halfway to Black Friday! Toys are 25–50% off, and our Black Variant toys are 35% off, ending today! Don’t pretend you’re not curious....Pick the one you’ll fantasize about later and tell us about it. https://t.co/ho6lJObNyd

Congratulations to our Pumpkin Carving winners! 1st Place Jean-Claw & Hazel (wished to be anonymous), Biggs w/ their 2nd Place Jean-Claw, & @VirusTheOtter with their 3rd Place Sydney. Thank you to everyone who entered! All winners have been contacted by email using the

Whatever situation you're in, keep it nice & SLIPPERY with up to 50% off on our Cum lube! https://t.co/UxQWl39HN8 #baddragon

Black Friday has started HARD! Which of these Black Variants is YOUR favorite? Black Friday Black Galaxy Black Cosmic Black Black Gold Night Sky Halloween Black Vampire Fool's Gold Toxin Giger Black #baddragon https://t.co/a0l65BiajU

Please note: Bad Dragon will be closed on Monday, 11/10, so our team may observe the Veteran’s Day holiday with their friends & families. Normal operations, incl. Customer Service & Shipping, resume Tues, 11/11, Orders/support tickets submitted after 2 pm AZ MST Fri 11/07, will

Our inventory sale is at 12 pm MST, while the black coloration customs sale is active now.

The countdown to Black Friday starts NOW! Snag up to 50% off select toys, 35% off sample disc sets, and check out our new tumbler. Your new obsession could be just a click away… don’t keep it waiting. https://t.co/ho6lJObfIF https://t.co/EzNXiI7PJN

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To ensure you're still getting stuffed while traveling through the end of the year, we're discounting both our clear and white travel lubes to $2 each. Sorry to all our No Nut November participants.

Unsure of which firmness is best for you? Curious how different firmnesses stretch or compress? Our Sample Set may be exactly what you’re looking for - especially if you’re a first time buyer! #baddragon https://t.co/uSP4CQ8K0V

Ok, serious question. When do you start playing Christmas music? We know Ms. Carey has defrosted, but is it too early?