That #feeling when she lets you listen to her pee on facetime! 😂😂😂

when their name starts with s and rhymes with a food

drivers ed when it comes to showing you gore for some reason instead of actually teaching you how to drive

tap water is so awesome like yes yes carve the rivers and guide them directly into my own home for me to bathe and drink from, i feel like a roman king

now i dont like to gossip but i heard they're gonna make the sky one big mistletoe this christmas so we can all make out together

if i stop texting you after jan 1... just know i left your ass in 2013 🔥🔥🔥

the opp lowk did nothing wrong i just have hate in my heart and a huge penis

one day im going to be a boywife so im up early to learn how to cut an apple. ??????

i heard there will also be rice and being held

there will be forehead kisses, library cards, and lush biodiverse woodlands at the function

i knew i had a praise kink ever since Ms. Johnson put that sticker on my multiplication table test

covering myself in the shower with baby powder so I can imagine myself as a cold struggling wolf during a particularly rainy winter season

everyone quiet!!!!! the 5'11 white boy with an icecream cut is talking about jynxi, listen and learn

group frolicking has been cancelled. thanks marble. everybody go home.

first time trying this aesthetic, what we thinking

its fuck ai till thag homework due in 2 hours😭✌️

im so tired i called in sick for home

primal urge to make a fractal block world-esque game in the sense that people ask you what the fuck are you playing

we all got a secret account where we post whimper audios right?

WHY IS HE SO \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\