Bachelor Burn Book
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How many witty and sarcastic comments can we make about The Bachelor, Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise? The limit does not exist.
Regina George's House
Joined December 2012
Don’t mind us, just popping out of the Twitter limo like a Night 1 contestant. Will we be here after sunrise? Time will tell.
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Hey fam! It is with great sadness that we report that we will not be tweeting during #TheBachelor for the foreseeable future. We’ll of course be watching (duh) but we’ve decided it’s time to step away from the Twitter Machine. THANK YOU for the years of laughter & fun. Love ya!
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#BIP is basically a vacation. We will also be on vacation and as a result, will see you back on the Twitter Machine in a few weeks. See ya, folks!
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Hannah: "Those feelings didn't go away." HERE COMES TYLER, FOLKS. #TheBachelorette
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If Jed sings an apology song, we might have an entire EP for this season. #TheBachelorette
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So...is this season's People Magazine cover going to be Hannah B. holding the copy of the People Magazine issue with the story about Jed's girlfriend?
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You know things have hit the fan in Bachelor World when they cut to commercial without letting Chris Harrison ease us into the break.
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We are...actually speechless right now. Truly without words.
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We hate to even put this into The Twitter Machine, but Broken Hearts and Broken Promises sounds like an album title to us. #TheBacheloretteFinale
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If we don't live-tweet this proposal, can we just pretend it never happened? Please? #TheBacheloretteFinale
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Did he memorize this entire speech? We didn't think we could be more impressed but here we are.
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This is a two-hour show and we've already seen Neil Lane. Let. The. Drama. Begin.
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Tomorrow on #TheBachelorette: Hannah trips! And cries! She doesn't know what will happen! Neither do we! Woo!
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Hannah: "I have all the talent and gifts to give myself the life I want. "#TheBachelorette We're gonna...we're gonna use the Meryl Streep gif again.
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Can you put "has qualities" on a resume? Asking for Jed. #TheBachelorette
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