bachbitch
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Just expressing my intermost thoughts on all things Bachelor, Bachelorette, and BIP 🌹
Joined August 2019
Mel really went on a podcast saying he didn’t want to date anyone over 60 cause he wants someone who is active and in good shape, meanwhile, he’s out here hobbling around all of them while the women are literally riding UNICYCLES, bsffr #goldenbachelor
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Mel: “I don’t want an old woman cause I want someone who is spry and active” Meanwhile, Mel: #goldenbachelor
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Idt anyone in Bachelor history has ever made it so blatantly apparent that they don’t give af about finding love and are just there to build their brand #goldenbachelor
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Nicolle isn’t even trying to hide the fact that she’s just on the show to build a brand lol #goldenbachelor
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All of the women trying to kiss Mel at the cocktail party because Susan told them to #GoldenBachelor
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Obsessed with the fact that Gerri reads her Bible every day, and was the only woman in the Mile High Club #GoldenBachelor
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Bachelor Producers: “Hey Kathy, do you want to make an appear——“ Kathy: #GoldenBachelor
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No one has ever milked their 15 min in the Bachelor franchise harder than Kathy #GoldenBachelor
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All the other women: *writes a thought-out funny, witty, comedic set list* Amy: #GoldenBachelor
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Sandra showing up and having a twin sister named Andra is not the plot twist I expected, but it’s SOOOO GOOD #GoldenBachelor
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Sean after Bachelor Producers told him he gets to go back to Paradise to decide who wins: #BachelorInParadise
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Nah, cause I would’ve gotten the ick after seeing how he acted and immediately dumped his ass #BachelorInParadise
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