look at these photos I took of the moon this morning

I be doing laundry at the most random hours

the parasocial fan to parasocial sociopathic hater pipeline is sooooo spooky

sometimes I feel like shutting up for the whole entire day

somebody buy me this for Easter

abolish botox on all actors deadass

recently watched scream 7 and I’m on a mission to ban botox for all actors cuz nobody can see y’all face move around u giving me the same face relaxed and scared ts gotta end

I don’t even tell people to kiss my ass anymore because that’s lowkey too much of an honor you don’t even deserve #that

somebody told me I’m not a good liar yesterday so now I gotta practice on y’all 🙏🏾

I be like oh okay this probably what it feel like to live with Hades

not to be dramatic but it be feeling like I’m going through CIA torture when I hang out with somebody that doesn’t make me laugh hard af

been celibate so long I’m looking up the requirements to be a nun and how to apply

I wish I could go back into my memory archive and remember stretching out my arms as a newborn it be looking like it feel good af when they get unwrapped out of that blanket cocoon

huh

https://t.co/HZajhuGwxv

Red Cymbidium Orchid ❀₊˚⊹

when someone regurgitates your ideas back to you like they thought of it…now I think you’re a serial killer

I just let out the deepest sigh

whole time none of these jobs hiring cuz they want everybody to sign up for war

Rolling ray really dead like wtf