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grrrrr bark bark bark + she/her + 22 + blm
Joined July 2013
me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks
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i love having a flea allergy its like having an alarm that lets me know when to give my dog flea meds again
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please i beg of yall to stop buying these midcentury homes and covering them in grey paint and laminate floors 😭
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love her if she ever unfollows me im spiraling into the deepest depression (rebecca if u see this dont unfollow me)
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i always forget that rebecca black has followed me for years i wonder what tweets of mine she has seen
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i really need to start thinking quicker, i nearly got t-boned by an idiot running a red light. i braked and then realized they were driving a NICEEEE new mercedes suv. fumbled the bag 😐
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i dont think i will ever appreciate being a southerner more than when i have garden-raised tomato sandwich sitting in front of me
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my favorite game to play at night is adjusting my side mirrors so they reflect the retina-destroyer led headlights back into the person beind me’s face so they know what it feels like
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i found a lava lamp at salvation army the other day and it is quite literally my pride and joy, i need more
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just found out my bf has never seen the spongebob movie. i don’t know who he is anymore
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Richard Belzer, the beloved comedian who began as an edgy stand-up performer before finding further fame as the cynical but stalwart detective John Munch on 'Homicide: Life on the Street' and 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' passed away at 78 https://t.co/vnGqJBUqky
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i had a dream i found a penny lane coat thrifting don’t talk to me im in mourning
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count ur fucking days zaxbys how dare u charge extra for ur sauce just to leave it out of my order EVERY SINGLE TIMEEEE
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Tyre Nichols was a father. Tyre Nichols was a creative. Tyre Nichols’ life mattered. Tyre Nichols should still be alive. 💔
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From Chicago to Atlanta, Stop Cop City. Rest in power, Tortugita 🐢🖤
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everytime i remember that i cooked my phone and lost the first 4 years of eli and i’s texts i die a little inside
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