DEATH WEATHER OUT NOW .

i dont even have sex i just rub. its all rubbin and lovin, and in fact i was the inspiration for the hit shozin fukui film Rubber’s Lover.

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im enjoying oomfs nicotine addiction era ily @rosesarefree.

all of the other shit was irrelevant they really just wanted to cancel ethel cain for dating a bald man.

we need to put rainie rodriguez in more things where is she? come back rainie we miss you!!!.

settle a debate for me is luigi mario from mario mexican? we all know marios italian hes very proud of his heritage but luigi is adopted so we really dont know.

when you watch a normal movie its no blow jobs but when you watch 70s gay porn it’s mostly blowjobs and its a bit of a culture shock.

gene and dean ween represent the two best outcomes for men over 50 (transgender and italian).

ween rocks because they’ll oscillate wildly between songs where they’re like “Im the silly penis man I love to Masturbate *vocal effect that sounds like you’re dying* I love to Masturbate” and songs that are like Im a danger to myself Im so fucking Divorced.

all the trans women in new york should be helping me diy estrogen and then maybe we kiss about it.

gonzo transitioned she goes by gonza now and her ffs looks incredible.

i like that part in the last waltz when that autistic carnival barker ghost appears. dr weird or whatever the fuck his name is.

they were always putting gonzo in grave danger for our entertainment he was like if tom cruise had a weird nose . correction he was like if tom cruise.

you laugh at the muppet’s trauma but im not laughing. its not funny.

kermit never forgave elmo for abandoning the muppets. but elmos autistic he was just doing what he thought was right, which kind of makes kermit and elmo the puppet neilphen.

the only muppet that doesnt have skeletons in his closet is Robin hes just a sweet baby boy, a little bit of a stoner but thats not a bad thing and it never got in the way of his performances.

fozzie bear is an alcoholic but im not even really exposing that its an open hollywood secret.

i cant even blame kermit for his substance abuse tho cuz he was always under a lot of pressure, the muppets were an unruly bunch.

kermits not innocent tho he was abusing speed when the show was at its peak . he was always on top of his game but if you look close his eyes are always a little glassy.

rizzo and pepe were always doing whippets backstage during tapings of the muppet show and sometimes you can hear it on camera.

fozzie bear (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): on August 12th 2025 rizzo the rat, my friend, died. he fucking died.