“You think I’m dumb, you think all models are dumb” “I really don’t” “It’s alright I don’t mind. There’s something sweet about you”

Mean creek is amazing

Was Andrew Van de Kamp my first gay crush?

the energy in this image is so powerful

Because I’m perpetually shopping for bmws

I know it was bad at first but amazing to me how many e90s out there don’t have IDrive

Some girls are bigger than others has been stuck in my head all day

I forgot what I named my phone

B*st Buy pissed me off so I’m buying a phone case from amazon

These things take time

I feel like chia seeds were not what this years Halloween frap needed

Student lounge smells like having your nose half an inch from unwashed ass

Everyone- hey twitter should take down nazi accounts Twitter- okay but what if we get rid of the like button instead

The universe is a magical thing

Everyone posting their cool Halloween costumes I’m gonna post a pic with my crutches up my ass :(

I hate alcohol and I can’t wait for the day that weed rules the world

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“Is that the juul charger in the cable box? “Always”

I just found a video of Michelle Obama doing the interlude dance