ayin
@ayintism
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a man with a dream. 24th century kpop idol. live, laugh, love. send me things related to carmen!
Joined June 2023
took salvia and spent 30 years as a cockroach on the side of carmen's jar
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please stop asking what's going on between me and Benjamin. i will release details in a public announcement soon.
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sorry for not posting lately. i died in a car accident the other day but since im a buddhist i came back
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[REDACTED] told me i had "post traumatic stress disorder" but that 1. isn't even real 2. requires a traumatic event to be stressed about. that thing with carmen was just a really vivid night terror. and it didn't actually happen. look she's right there
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is this ayin ayintism
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saw a couple holding hands in the facility and got so angry i pressed O-05-47 30 times
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don't ask me how but coconut crabs have started flooding the facility. i've tried memory repo'ing but they're still here. i don't know how to get rid of them. they're coming to my office fuck fuck fuck
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If I could be born again, I'd like to be born a little bit better than I am now #LobotomyCorporation #lobotomy_corporation #Limbus_Company
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Triple Baka! Should I keep making this or not? 😊 #LobotomyCorporation #lobotomy_corporation #Limbus_Company
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no Benjamin, i don't care if you're a "puppyboy", get BACK TO WORK!!!!!
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x has added the option to attach "parody account" under your account. but luckily for me, i am not a parody account. you are watching the ceo of lobotomy corporation tweet out his life in real time. isn't that such a blessing?
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excitedly shared this information with my friends and employees alike and they looked at me as if i were the most disgusting creature they've ever laid eyes upon. why do they hate me
it's been a year since i decided to make the important decision in all of history: opening a twitter account
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