https://t.co/29Qw7AgXF3

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top five times you almost died.

Is dis a couples thing or can you just show up and they pair you with somebody

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

twitter search is genuinely so ass you could search your own tweet word for word and it would still show no results or show random tweets that have no corelation to what you searched

UK weather starting to get to me this is genuinely ridiculous now

https://t.co/KbK6JQrEE8

yes the uk has free healthcare but you might die before a doctor bothers to figure out what is actually wrong with you

How are you a driver and dont care about mileage

25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything

my heart dropped when i read 18 years ago

@Ethecutta253 This why the game fell off. Growing up the barbershop was open till midnight on a Saturday MOTD on, gd vibes, cutting for the love of the game. You new pricks only in it to get paid in cash n dodge HRMC. Fucking do one

@iamnwani My guys week starts on Wednesday. He’s taking the piss

Barbers got too much money these days. They don’t wanna work unsociable hours no more. Do you expect me to take time off work to get a fucking trim you prick

Starmer’s toast. Just a question now of whether the whole Govt falls too. Things unravelling fast.

https://t.co/vyORuBpLBZ

The party is over @Keir_Starmer. Resign.

The party is over @Keir_Starmer. Resign.

Why has the Twitter search tool become soooo bad??? Am I bugging? I’m searching words and it’s freestyling the results

We fumbled the BlackBerry…truly was a great phone.

My mum went through all of this just for me to put all my wages into fishing frenzy