This is my favorite puppy video.

.@mymetrobus is it common practice for your bus drivers to comment over their loud speaker on other vehicle's driving? Or just the passive aggressive ones. Bus 28 commercial/packers ave at 12:15pm #unacceptable #rude

Whew it’s been a day already

*an

*I paid

Hi @Delta Iliad for a upgraded seat on my msp to geg leg and somehow I’m in 26e!!

Are we really sure today isn't Friday? #longweek

.@NewsHour may I suggest an idea for your new store? Merch that says: Amna Yamiche Lisa & Judy. @Yamiche @IAmAmnaNawaz @lisadnews @JudyWoodruff

.@fifiglover and @janegarvey1 am catching up on #fortunately after a couple rough months. It feels so good to laugh. Thank you for your humor, candor, compassion, smarts, and realness. I'm grateful for you and your podcast. Your laughter is contagious in the best non-pandemic way

.@JasonMWaller did you buy the @fifiglover and @janegarvey1 book yet?

have you ever noticed how apple spell checks stuff like star wars to Star Wars but doesn’t know how to correct endomitiral or ablasion. It's very male centric.

.@mymetrobus do the people who make the bus schedules actually ride the bus?

For anyone who needs this today. Myself included ❤️

While on vacation the only apps I will use are 1. The weather app to see how sunny it will be at the beach today 2. The camera app to take pictures of my beautiful friends enjoying the beach 3. The night sky app to identify stars and planets at the beach

I forgot I turned the “work offline” option on in Outlook email. Best 40 minutes of the day.

.@amyklobuchar is posting all these pictures from the @mnstatefair and now I really want to go and eat something deep fried on a stick.

*villain-ize

I think I’ve proven it’s possible to live on grilled cheese sandwiches.

There was a dead mouse in my car! So now on top of everything else I need to get a new car.

@Twitter I want to vilanize her but she's doing what is best for her. I'll get to a point of acceptance.

confused, hurt. @twitter, I could use some good energy today if you have any to spare. #vulnerabilitytweet