Krishna Lahoti
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21 | shitposting | cricket | economics & finance | keyboard warrior @BITSPilaniGoa |
Joined May 2020
I will forever love you .@imVkohli ❤️🙏. Thank you for making me fall in love with Test cricket ❤️
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mfs are scared that INDIA A would win.
🚨 INDIA VS INDIA A CANCELLED. 🚨. - The BCCI have cancelled India's only warm up match against India A before BGT to avoid last moment injuries. (Espncricinfo).
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M. S. Dhoni comes to bat only in two situations -. 1. when the match is already lost.2. when they are already winning.
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the easiest exams of a student's life; it just gets worse after that.
🚨 CBSE board exams for Class 10 and 12 begin today. Over 44 lakh students from 8,000 schools are set to appear.
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wake up babe, new "chud gaye guru" template dropped
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"ArE wE rEaLlY iNdEpEnDeNt" bhen ke lodo Republic Day hai aaj.
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BHAI MERA SWIGGY DELIVERY WALA CHALTE AARHA HAI ORDER DENE 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
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toh yaha jaarhi hai meri BITS ki fees??????????????????????
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the only roadmaps you need in 9-10th is to fucking remember the roads which lead to your school.
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dehati janta really couldn't handle all the success and fame he got at such an early age
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chatur chalak chanchal chutmarika chahal.
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Be proud of your 8.0 CGPA. Be proud of your 7.0 CGPA. Be proud of your 6.0 CGPA. You will graduate. You will fall in love. You will find a job. You will be okay. Good things take time and you have an entire lifetime. You are fine right where you are.
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inn freshers ko lagta hai clubs and departments join karne se inki CV acchi hogi 🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣.
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@sama bsdk aise toh India, India karte rehta hai, India waalo ko free access de tab maanu.
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sutta ladka fooke ya ladki, daaru ladka piye ya ladki, darasal baat aisi hai ki mere se ab padhai nahi hoti.
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shameful how none of my muslim classmates or friends showed any sympathy for the Pahalgam attack, just because it didn’t concern their religion. i get that sympathy alone won't fix things, but silence??? .not a word spoken, they just moved on like nothing happened.
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bandar ko kitna bhi samjhao par woh karta sirf apne monkey hai.
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I don't hit, it comes out naturally. - Kalpit Veerwal, 360/360, JEE Mains 2017.
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Coldplay in Ahmedabad?? .trust me, i've seen a better Coldplay
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the real cool people are the ones who are receiving these memes from a girl
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me opening the #BookMyShow website just to create the extra traffic and have some fun.mereko toh tickets bhi nahi chahiye 😹😹.
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i am in class 11 and he is JEE Mains 2017 topper, ab kya karu??.
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@imVkohli bhai ocean ka paani peelunga, wrogn ke kapde khareed lunga, HSBC bank mai acc khol dunga, Too Yumm khaa lunga.bas run bana lena Champions Trophy mai 😭😭🙏.
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although i don't like Kunal Kamra but ngl he lowkey cooked BJP & this country's judiciary with that song 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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BITS Goa to implement biometric attendance 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀.
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hamza literally
yearning,yap,oomf sabka matlab batao jaldi jaldi.
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samajh nahi aarha ye degree itni hard hai ya mai hi chutiya hu 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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i hate when people from andu gondu college comment about how easy is it to get a good CGPA (8+) in core electronics subjects by studying a night before. try solving the papers of top colleges and you would shit in your pants.
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am I the only one who never got scammed by this mf and still hate him???.
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you know your life's cooked when you gotta hit these kinda walks
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jis din mai bhi aise tweets karunga na, tum sab ki gaand jalegi saalo.
it's been 1 year with her. the best time of my life, and many more incoming!
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Found this image randomly, I had saved it like 2 years back😭😭. That "JEE hilani, IIT milani, BITS Pilani" line 😭😭.still holds true to some extent 😭
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like if you think a monkey can mog this auraless country
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either this or nothing
drop your best pen reccomendations!.
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massive win for humanity
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from a topper to a dropper to now a joker, i came a long way in the last 3 years 🚶♂️🚶♂️.
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just realised my exam is at 9:30am and not 11:30am 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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imagine being so jobless that you gotta make a "top 10 most beautiful girls caught on camera" thread.
Top 10 most beautiful girls caught on camera moments in cricket. A thread 🧵
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sutta ladka fooke ya ladki, daaru ladka piye ya ladki, darasal baat aisi hai ki mera ab pyaar vyaar se bharosa uth chuka hai (shayad).
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@SonyTV bhagwan kare iss admin ka kabhi khada na ho aur agar ladki hai toh zindagi bhar tere periods chalte rahe 🙏🙏.
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He was online.She was online.No one texted .Ego won.PAKISTAN lost again.
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the same dehati janta would now go and mAstúrbate to Ullu app Blue film episodes.
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💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 mujhe #ApoorvaMukhija ki chinta andar hi andar sataye jaarhi hai 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔.
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2nd su!c!de this semester, 4th in the last 8 months, the BITS Goa administration really needs to step up and take appropriate measures whatever may be the reason for the loss of a student's life. this can't really continue to happen in a "Tier 1" college.
this college is so fucked up 🙏.
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so women aren't safe in a "prestigious" college like BITS Pilani, Goa campus?? . an alleged sexual offender has taken up the post of the Treasurer, CSA (Council for Student Affairs) . more context in the replies -.
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@IndianTechGuide bhai tere jaisa lund page nahi dekha twitter pe 😭🙏. abhi bhi time hai, delete karde ye post.
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i love how they never stop proving me right :)
jab kisiko notes ya fir koi help chahiye hoti hai tabhi mai yaad aata hu, kabhi bahar jaayenge toh they would never invite me :).
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