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Krishna Lahoti
21 days
I will forever love you .@imVkohli β€οΈπŸ™. Thank you for making me fall in love with Test cricket ❀️
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"pRoPaGaNdA mOvIe SaAr"
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mfs are scared that INDIA A would win.
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🚨 INDIA VS INDIA A CANCELLED. 🚨. - The BCCI have cancelled India's only warm up match against India A before BGT to avoid last moment injuries. (Espncricinfo).
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M. S. Dhoni comes to bat only in two situations -. 1. when the match is already lost.2. when they are already winning.
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4 months
the easiest exams of a student's life; it just gets worse after that.
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🚨 CBSE board exams for Class 10 and 12 begin today. Over 44 lakh students from 8,000 schools are set to appear.
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2 months
wake up babe, new "chud gaye guru" template dropped
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4 months
"ArE wE rEaLlY iNdEpEnDeNt" bhen ke lodo Republic Day hai aaj.
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πŸ—£πŸ—£
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BHAI MERA SWIGGY DELIVERY WALA CHALTE AARHA HAI ORDER DENE πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Krishna Lahoti
11 days
toh yaha jaarhi hai meri BITS ki fees??????????????????????
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
the only roadmaps you need in 9-10th is to fucking remember the roads which lead to your school.
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"Roadmaps" in 9-10th fucking hell stop this woke nonsense. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
Guys will see this and just think "HELL YEAHH"
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
dehati janta really couldn't handle all the success and fame he got at such an early age
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
I come from two Indias.- Vir Das (2021)
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Krishna Lahoti
3 months
my CGPA
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
home is where potty karne mai maza aata ho.
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Krishna Lahoti
2 months
chatur chalak chanchal chutmarika chahal.
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Mufaddal Vohra
2 months
Yuzi Chahal's Instagram story.
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Krishna Lahoti
2 months
ganne ka juiceee πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ
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Krishna Lahoti
10 months
Be proud of your 8.0 CGPA. Be proud of your 7.0 CGPA. Be proud of your 6.0 CGPA. You will graduate. You will fall in love. You will find a job. You will be okay. Good things take time and you have an entire lifetime. You are fine right where you are.
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
inn freshers ko lagta hai clubs and departments join karne se inki CV acchi hogi 🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣🫡🀣.
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Krishna Lahoti
2 months
@sama bsdk aise toh India, India karte rehta hai, India waalo ko free access de tab maanu.
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
god, me when
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4 months
sorry guys
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8 months
1st October motivation
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6 months
worst account to exist on twitter dot com
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???
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6 months
all the overseas batters hearing about #Ashwin anna' s retirement
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
sutta ladka fooke ya ladki, daaru ladka piye ya ladki, darasal baat aisi hai ki mere se ab padhai nahi hoti.
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shameful how none of my muslim classmates or friends showed any sympathy for the Pahalgam attack, just because it didn’t concern their religion. i get that sympathy alone won't fix things, but silence??? .not a word spoken, they just moved on like nothing happened.
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Krishna Lahoti
11 months
kal se lock in
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
bandar ko kitna bhi samjhao par woh karta sirf apne monkey hai.
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I don't hit, it comes out naturally. - Kalpit Veerwal, 360/360, JEE Mains 2017.
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Krishna Lahoti
3 months
@aalukaparantha yeah, now shut the fuck up r3tard
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Krishna Lahoti
7 months
Coldplay in Ahmedabad?? .trust me, i've seen a better Coldplay
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
the real cool people are the ones who are receiving these memes from a girl
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
fuck this broke life
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4 months
😍😍
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3 months
me and bro
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5 months
they don't know i'm a nichè twitter microcelebrity
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5 months
I am thrilled to share that I woke up today at 6am
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
@pachtaogaybro 80.8k followers yet doesn't know how the tax system works 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Krishna Lahoti
8 months
real
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2 months
IPL season, HELLLLLLL YEAHHHHHH
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Krishna Lahoti
8 months
me opening the #BookMyShow website just to create the extra traffic and have some fun.mereko toh tickets bhi nahi chahiye 😹😹.
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average male haircut experience
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4 months
need someone who can say this -
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i am in class 11 and he is JEE Mains 2017 topper, ab kya karu??.
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Krishna Lahoti
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@imVkohli bhai ocean ka paani peelunga, wrogn ke kapde khareed lunga, HSBC bank mai acc khol dunga, Too Yumm khaa lunga.bas run bana lena Champions Trophy mai πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™.
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@golgapppe hold this ratio from chill guys nation
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4 months
πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
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3 months
cgpapaglu.
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Krishna Lahoti
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although i don't like Kunal Kamra but ngl he lowkey cooked BJP & this country's judiciary with that song 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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BITS Goa to implement biometric attendance πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€.
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Krishna Lahoti
3 months
hamza literally
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@hamzagfg
hamza syed
3 months
yearning,yap,oomf sabka matlab batao jaldi jaldi.
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Krishna Lahoti
2 months
samajh nahi aarha ye degree itni hard hai ya mai hi chutiya hu 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Krishna Lahoti
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Happy Krishna Janmashtami y'all πŸ₯°πŸ™
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
goodnight :)
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Krishna Lahoti
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good morning :')
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4 months
the good morning texts my dad sends me πŸ₯°
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Krishna Lahoti
10 months
😍😍
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Krishna Lahoti
8 months
i hate when people from andu gondu college comment about how easy is it to get a good CGPA (8+) in core electronics subjects by studying a night before. try solving the papers of top colleges and you would shit in your pants.
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
real
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Krishna Lahoti
2 months
am I the only one who never got scammed by this mf and still hate him???.
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Byju Raveendran
2 months
Broke, not Broken. We will rise again.
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
you know your life's cooked when you gotta hit these kinda walks
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
jis din mai bhi aise tweets karunga na, tum sab ki gaand jalegi saalo.
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neural nets.
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it's been 1 year with her. the best time of my life, and many more incoming!
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Krishna Lahoti
10 months
IPO allotment.
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Krishna Lahoti
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Found this image randomly, I had saved it like 2 years back😭😭. That "JEE hilani, IIT milani, BITS Pilani" line 😭😭.still holds true to some extent 😭
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Krishna Lahoti
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like if you think a monkey can mog this auraless country
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@mainkyunbataon
weirdo
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the aura my country holds.
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Krishna Lahoti
3 months
either this or nothing
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@cneuralnetwork
neural nets.
3 months
drop your best pen reccomendations!.
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
chal be lodu, baap ko gyaan matt de
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Krishna Lahoti
5 months
hold this edit πŸ₯΅
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Krishna Lahoti
6 months
massive win for humanity
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Krishna Lahoti
6 months
worst account to exist on twitter dot com
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Krishna Lahoti
8 months
from a topper to a dropper to now a joker, i came a long way in the last 3 years πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ.
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Krishna Lahoti
3 months
just realised my exam is at 9:30am and not 11:30am 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Krishna Lahoti
3 months
imagine being so jobless that you gotta make a "top 10 most beautiful girls caught on camera" thread.
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Sanju
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Top 10 most beautiful girls caught on camera moments in cricket. A thread 🧡
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Birla Mandir, BITS Pilani, Goa πŸ₯°πŸ™
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
sutta ladka fooke ya ladki, daaru ladka piye ya ladki, darasal baat aisi hai ki mera ab pyaar vyaar se bharosa uth chuka hai (shayad).
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Krishna Lahoti
5 months
woh thoda capital gains pe tax kam hojaata toh.
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Krishna Lahoti
2 months
@AbhyudayaMohan soja bsdk, aisi lund team se kya expectations rakh rha hai.
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Krishna Lahoti
2 months
@SonyTV bhagwan kare iss admin ka kabhi khada na ho aur agar ladki hai toh zindagi bhar tere periods chalte rahe πŸ™πŸ™.
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Krishna Lahoti
3 months
He was online.She was online.No one texted .Ego won.PAKISTAN lost again.
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Krishna Lahoti
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time for this bad boy to do his job
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Krishna Lahoti
7 months
Vande Bharat - Ek (failed) Prem Katha
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the same dehati janta would now go and mAstΓΊrbate to Ullu app Blue film episodes.
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Krishna Lahoti
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πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” mujhe #ApoorvaMukhija ki chinta andar hi andar sataye jaarhi hai πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”.
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Krishna Lahoti
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14 ki umar mai maine pehli baar mutth maara tha.
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Krishna Lahoti
1 month
2nd su!c!de this semester, 4th in the last 8 months, the BITS Goa administration really needs to step up and take appropriate measures whatever may be the reason for the loss of a student's life. this can't really continue to happen in a "Tier 1" college.
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Krishna Lahoti
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this college is so fucked up πŸ™.
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Krishna Lahoti
6 months
so women aren't safe in a "prestigious" college like BITS Pilani, Goa campus?? . an alleged sexual offender has taken up the post of the Treasurer, CSA (Council for Student Affairs) . more context in the replies -.
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Krishna Lahoti
4 months
@IndianTechGuide bhai tere jaisa lund page nahi dekha twitter pe πŸ˜­πŸ™. abhi bhi time hai, delete karde ye post.
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
i love how they never stop proving me right :)
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Krishna Lahoti
9 months
jab kisiko notes ya fir koi help chahiye hoti hai tabhi mai yaad aata hu, kabhi bahar jaayenge toh they would never invite me :).
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Krishna Lahoti
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πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Krishna Lahoti
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Mashallah!!!
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