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Qualified Over-thinker & 2 Times light weight champion in Iron deficiency

London, England
Joined October 2019
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@avamallani
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It’s better to wait long than marry wrong
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May Allah make it easy for the people in Palestine.
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I mean does social media need to know everything about ur life?
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I swear nothings more annoying than your ears being blocked
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My future husband should always take my permission if he considers to shave off his beard
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Judge men by their facial hair
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I must be getting old if I find teenagers being loud in a bus so annoying
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@avamallani
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Wings and chips used to taste so good back in the days
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@avamallani
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Ngl D-Generation X was iconic as hell bring me back to those WWE Days.
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Bengali guys who own dogs are bottom of the barrel. Eurchdbskesbhddu
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@avamallani
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Everyone always talk about “respecting elders” but why is it okay for them to pick and choose who they respect.
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@avamallani
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Just a cute little photography/edit by me
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@avamallani
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What was y’all favourite power rangers. My one was Wild Force and Mystic Force
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@avamallani
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I think we should start giving Facebook some love 💕
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@avamallani
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I’m scared of cats but I really want one!
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@avamallani
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Every year as time increases it gets worse. My heart hurts and I feel so helpless. May Allah bring justice and peace to our brothers and sisters in Palestine.
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May Allah make it easy for the people in Palestine.
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As a man why do u not have a drivers license ?
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@avamallani
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You’re married and your liking another girls pictures?
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The real winners are Bangladeshis!!!!!
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@avamallani
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You know it’s bad when I tell my mum that Pique cheated on Shakira and my mum goes ‘SHAKIRA’?
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@avamallani
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I’m that weirdo who’s watched all the power rangers series up until the jungle fury one
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@avamallani
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I actually love my job Alhamdullilah… it shows you that sabr can take you places
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@avamallani
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Waiting for the day when I land a job that I actually enjoy
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It’s embarrassing when their words don’t match their actions 🙃
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@avamallani
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Boredom at work has got me playing this elite game
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@avamallani
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My family got their snacks ready, we’re all in the living room. We so ready for this FINAL!!!
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@avamallani
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Social anxiety is the worst
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@avamallani
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Galaxy cookie crumble never misses 😍
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@avamallani
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I can’t deal with ignorant parents. The ones who have no discipline and let their kids do whatever they want and don’t care whose peace they disrupt!!!
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The way I’m dragging myself to work whilst being so ill.
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@avamallani
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The ads on YouTube is taking up so much time that I end up not watching the video anyway
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Nothing annoys more than videos of people not lip synching to a song properly. Y’all off beat and it hurts!
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Really don’t want Argentina to win fml
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@avamallani
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No but why do some men expect their wives not to work after marriage when their salary can’t fully cover one persons expenses?
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@avamallani
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I love the winter season so much I’m so glad it’s here
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@avamallani
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My guy woke up and chose the theme “embarrassment”
@Yip33kiyay
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Do I not look like a younger Asian version of Tom cruise but with a beard🤣
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@avamallani
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The parents who make public social media accounts for their kids needs therapy because how? How do you expose your child to dangers and evil eye openly?
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@avamallani
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When I was younger I used to think all the cool people sit upstairs in the bus
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Ahhhhh sometimes I just want to come into work and not talk to anybody but you have to greet them for formality reasons… and there’s this one guy once you say hello he would literally start a conversation… 9am in the morning!!!!!
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@avamallani
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20 mins early to work whyyyyyy
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@avamallani
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When I speak there’s more “erms” than the actual language itself
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how fluent can you speak in your home language?
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@avamallani
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Let’s be honest Liam Payne was the only one who was bitter that the band split because he knew deep down without them he was dry as hell
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So much work to do and I have no energy
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I love how I’m still a topic to those I hardly remember
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I see why ppl have burner accounts cz wtf
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@avamallani
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DEPP WON
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@avamallani
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The way I trigger some people on here…. Y’all my daily entertainment forreal 💅🏽
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@avamallani
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS !!!!!!!
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Lads who do morning routine tiktoks, aren’t you embarrassed to record yourself fake sleeping and then showering?
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ReceptionistS in gps are like bouncers of the NHS
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THE NETHERLANDS!!!! Na now my anxiety out the roof
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@avamallani
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Don’t have kids if you’re not stable… like wtf, ur struggling and u bring a kid into ur mess. I can’t understand anybody, the ignorance is so REAL!
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@avamallani
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Just because I said I liked a Pakistani show
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@avamallani
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This is so embarrassing 😳
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wtf , END THIS WET TREND😭😭
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@avamallani
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I need to get over my fear of cats
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Sometimes I actually can’t believe I’m doing my masters… like how did I even get here LOL
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Naomi Campbell always blows me away with how beautiful she is..
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@avamallani
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Is there a way that you can call somebody a downgrade in the nicest way ?
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Working from home today for the very first time… I see why people would want to work in the office
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The baby fever is crazy right now
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@avamallani
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Things started to look up in my life when I started to appreciate little things I’ve achieved
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MESSSIIIIIIII MESI MESI MESII
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This is how Jimmy Saville got away with his shit for years…. But nobody’s ready to have that conversation.
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British people hate Meghan more than they hate Prince Andrew. Something very wrong with that.
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I literally cba with anything… I need a motive
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@HalalEscobar Space is ur life it’s quite sad
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The way my social battery runs low midway through socialising….
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@3haxgh Oh my gawwwwd I’ve been saying it for daysss. Like they really have no class.
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How did my mum call Camila “Komolika”
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@mohsin__s1 I literally don’t understand the logic behind it wouldn’t you want this to be personal ?
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“May the best heartbreaker win” AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Waking up today was so hard
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Black sarees change the game completely 😍😍
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@avamallani
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Phillip is exceeding his expiry date
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Y’all this is embarrassing
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Lol that’s nothing compared to what dark skin bengalis go thru lol…. Get outta ere 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️
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@Aadil1908 ain’t exactly fun being fair skin either. I went on holiday and got told to try come back looking more Bengali 😭💀
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@avamallani
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My blood pressure
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@avamallani
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The tweet is not that deep y’all please go to sleep
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Alhamdullilah always
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Alhamdulilah I just received a call I GOT THE JOB AHHHHHH
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Get the flag right, she’s 🇧🇩. How can you even get this wrong when it’s all over instagram.
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The flag The face
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How is nobody talking about how the “avengers” in the multiverse movie were weak as hell.
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The fact there are people who like the pickle but not the juice…
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I’m so excited to start my new job next week ahhhhh
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Me being entertained by people making a fool of themselves… it’s a hobby 🖤
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MY FRIENDS GOT THE JOOOOOBBBB YAYYYYY
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Imagine rehearsing the renegade dance with ur man
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Do not date tiktokers I’m so serious
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@avamallani
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If anyone disrupts their peace I’m fighting
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To anybody who thinks this… I’m on my phone all the time and I just reply to everybody and anybody
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Gotta stop replying within 30 seconds cuz some people act like I was sat there the whole time waiting for their reply 😭😭😭
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I need to stop rolling my eyes to customers…
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If a man asks for your snap he will cheat on you 💅🏽
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The fact that I still can’t curl my hair with a curler or a straightener affects me to this day ☠️
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Na my mum is not happy! It’s either France or nothing 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Can’t believe in a couple of months time I will finish my Masters and I don’t even know what it was about lol
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Stroudley for Iftar LOL
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I thought my stomach was making noises but it was the pigeon next to me…. I’ve actually lost it lol
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@avamallani
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Really underestimated the time scale I need to get these assignments done
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I actually want a job where …. I don’t want a job
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Everybody on instagram look related. The way everybody dress the same, look the same, act the same. I miss the old days where I posted my chips and everybody hyped it up on the comments.
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My life don’t rate me
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