oh so when markiplier plays the entirety of fnaf hes "the king" but when i do it im "autistic" ???????.

RT @alchemitxt: Attention international friends: Protesters in Indonesia are under attack by government authorities for demanding justice.….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

most rich people flex by like buying stuff. markiplier flexes by going to american hospital more than once a year

RT @JamesMarriottYT: A golden award for my golden retriever. Don’t Tell The Dog is a number one album.

RT @_LOVERiplier_: so idk how to stop adding to drawings after i post them so here’s an updated version of space amy 😭🙏⭐️ #inspacewithmarki….

RT @_LOVERiplier_: i’ve got space amy on the brain lately so i had to draw her 🙂‍↕️🩷 #inspacewithmarkiplier

it looks like his first hair finally grew back in! . let's make this hair his last for now. thank you for 250k :)

he's kindly agreed to not fight the hair growth anymore. no hair dye, no shaving, no transplants- just his natural hair. just him as he's meant to be

mom. it's so dark mom

no mom it's literally not a phase my hair just keeps growing over my face and i can't stop it

it's not a phase, mom.

he's been apprehended. his hair hasn't been cut, and he's not miserable anymore. but whose dyeing his mustache? confess.

happy 200 thousand. an hour feels like 60 minutes when he's not here. can't help but feel like he's hidden in plain sight though. .

he's escaped. if ANY of you see him at a barbers or near any sharp instruments, contact me IMMEDIATELY!

his hairs growing normally again! no clue how he got his hands on that dye for his mustache but i will report back with updates on that situation

for punishment for shaving his own hair, i took away his hair dye and locked him in a cell. he's only allowed out to show his hair growth, and for his legal amount of sunlight daily to not go clinically insane.

he tried to shave it off. you made him grow back a mohawk. when will his suffering end.

sorry guys i went to the cinema. i sabotaged his hair health again. jinxed it if you will

he's getting even more super. but i don't want to jinx it

he saw super heroes wearing capes. he went "super" to show them how to properly be a hero, apparently

he's mumbling something about no capes idk