Retweet this tweet and I’ll draw your Avi (Doing all)

This is Akron @ZipsMSoc

JC Penney opens at 2 PM on Thanksgiving. Can we just stop with this shit now? Close on Thanksgiving and let your employees enjoy their time with their families.

Lesson number 4 why I shouldn’t bet people: I now owe @austiniodice food and he doesn’t know I don’t have my wallet on me for lunch today 😂😂

Cults at UA: - engineering majors - nursing majors - people who only go to Thursday’s - Campus Focus - longboarders - those who only have class in Polsky - people who play the piano in the Union - fraternity sorority life - AK Rowdies at a soccer game

Roses are Red Fireworks are Scary Back Up Put it in Reverse Terry

I wish my grandma was my professor

You can measure how close you are with someone by how long a silence can be without becoming uncomfortable.

Moment of silence for #43

I feel uncomfortable when the TV volume is not divisible by 2 or 5.

Happy Birthday my guy, you finally the same age as me but not for long @austiniodice

I've watched this video 312 times already 😂😂😂💀💀💀

The last two weeks of the semester is like the sushi conveyor belt scene from Drake & Josh

What did I just witness