My maternal nana is my bestfriend. My niuean nana on the other hand? Terrifying 🤣

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

This humidity is KILLING ME

i mean y’all forget you have mothers when you rape, insult, molest, stalk, abuse women.

This lady took my food out of the microwave while it was still heating and I said to her “um that’s not done?” she went red and put it back lol it put me off my lunch coz she touched my container 😭😂

My niece gave birth to a 10.8 pound baby boy last night, I’m scared

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

When ur social battery is dead but u see the biggest yapper approaching u

No one: Me at 8 years old:

older men don’t even be tryna hide that they staring at you… be looking at you like this

It’s March and the gyms still packed? Oh, yall serious this year. 😂

News flash, some of these men are like this coz they lowkey hate their mums too

please stop being mean to people just cause u hate your life

Things that I saw on IG that pissed me off today: someone selling a $25 supper that looked like ass. Pls don’t piss me off

who has a feijoa tree I could raid 👉👈🥹

Thank you for parakuihi aunnie @_Thirty4B 💕

And for the man, perhaps a therapist?

“yeah no” is my fav combo fr

it's all fun and games until

Dries worse during pregnancy than after a fat cone 😭😂