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Pay Aaron Judge Yankees! That is all.

Get Gabe Kaplan out of calling high stakes poker. He sounds like a moron #highstakespoker

Postdoc position open to study evolutionary genomics of Tasmanian devils and their transmissible cancer- email: astorfer@wsu.edu for details

Texas law SB8 will significantly impair people’s access to the health care they need—particularly for communities of color and individuals with low incomes. We are deeply committed to the constitutional right established in Roe v. Wade and will protect and defend that right.

Texas law SB8 blatantly violates the constitutional right established under Roe v. Wade nearly five decades ago. It will disproportionately affect communities of color and individuals with low incomes from getting access to the health care they need. We must protect that right.

"Donald Trump would have secured Kabul airport" -- My dude he didn't even secure the Capitol Building when his Vice President was in there

Give Phil Hellmuth a chance. He's a good guy if you listen to what he has to say. #positivity

I'm pretty convinced kiss lip synced the new years concert. Which sucks.

A transmissible cancer shifts from emergence to endemism in Tasmanian devils

Postdoctoral applicants wanted for evolutionary genomics studies of Tasmanian devils. Strong bioinformatics skills required. Start date negotiable between Jan and May '21. contact astorfer@wsu.edu for more details.

Hiring a postdoc to work on genomics of Tasmanian devils- strong quant skills needed. Email: astorfer@wsu.edu

I'm literally scared.

Hey @realDonaldTrump in February you said COVID was airborne and dangerous. Your supporters here seem to still confused about your stance on it. Can you kindly ask them to socially distance and wear masks? Thank you, Concerned citizen.

be forewarned...this stock market dip is the beginning of a crash.

Staff at Pullman regional hospital overhearing car loads of students proclaiming "herd immunity" suggesting parties may be *intentional* to speed up COVID spread

One of the highest increases in COVID per capita in Pullman (WSU) now in the US (Whitman Co. ranked #17 today in NYT). Fraternities reportedly collecting cover charges at parties to pay the fines associated with gathering >10 people...

Go Scott! End of his cross country bike ride with a bike dip in the ocean!

Exciting new postdoc opportunity in my lab starting October to work on a new NSF-funded project on Tasmanian devils, their facial tumor disease, and trophic cascades resulting from devil declines across Tasmania. Contact me for details and how to apply (astorfer@wsu.edu).