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Annette Storckman

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Comedian | Writer | Visual Artist. Stuff: @choreomusical, @sketchesabout. Words in @mcsweeneys, @bwybeatnews, @PointsinCase and more. (she/her)

New York, NY
Joined June 2014
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Annette Storckman
3 years
This party is over, so: IG: annettestorckman TikTok @nettlesandpaint
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1 year
Hi, I’m on Twitter.
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Annette Storckman
1 year
Gen Z, if you’re going to be fascists, I’m going to need you to at least not choose the worst fashion trends from Y2K to force us back into.
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3 years
Man, fascism is just so BORING. “ my whole personality is hating different things and I’ll do genocide” SNORE. Have an original thought you fucking dork.
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1 year
Hot take: I don’t care what the rest of the world think about the election. Why? Because I only care about the American citizens who will be hurt, be k*lled, be left to die by this administration. I don��t care about liberal embarrassment, I care about people.
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1 year
To be clear, I am Paula.
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still relevant
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1 year
Me, every hour until this long nightmare is over
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rebecca jennings
1 year
idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women
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Bella Dunn 📚
1 year
I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇
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3 years
I painted this fat birb
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Annette Storckman
3 years
Blessings to my watercolor instructor who took my love of the medium from general enjoyment to coveted ADHD hyper-fixation 🤌
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Annette Storckman
3 years
I would like to please give all of my heat related pregnancy vomiting to those lawmakers strip reproductive rights and give handouts to oil companies.
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Annette Storckman
3 years
They put White Lotus under Drama and The Bear under Comedy???????? Media literacy is dead.
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Daniel Spenser
3 years
Victorian Ghost: "Welcome to the haunted mansion!" Me: "All mansions are haunted by the exploitation of the worker by the mega-rich." Victorian Ghost: "Oh man."
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Annette Storckman
3 years
Ugh do I really have to go on Thr**ds? Mutuals, did you go there? I don’t want my Uncle Jim getting instant access to my shit posts.
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Annette Storckman
3 years
THE MORE YOU TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS THE MORE I AM GOING TO SCREAM ABOUT THE COUNCIL OF NICAEA
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Annette Storckman
3 years
Liberal Christian: I acknowledge our holidays are scheduled to replace pagan holidays. Me: YUP & when the Council of Nicaea met making Christianity the religion of Rome, they chose the Bible to align with their pagan religion like the virgin birth of Romulus and misogyny and—
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