Astafgorilla🔻🪂
@astaf_gorilla
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The judgy kitty will see you now. Ocassionally unhinged, consistently annoying. Meowers🏳️🌈 🍉🍉🍉 #FreePalestine #FuckIsrael
Joined January 2021
i hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. i am simply a war general who loves to giggle
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Who tf is the "real owner"? Even if it were the authorities (which it was not) they would hv sent notifications & given her time to clear it. This was just a cruel act by a person w no right. Also, afaik her garden was not obstructing the corridor or stairs, & is therefore legal.
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I read a comment saying how Olivia Dean, in her interviews, looks and sounds like the grown-up child of Tom Holland and Zendaya and damn if that isn't the most nail-on-the-head-est description i've ever come across.
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Until this literally becomes a KPI for school leaders, nothing's gonna discernably shift. All schools are out to perform in students' academics and will push teachers to achieve results.
Schools have flexibility to pace new policies to not overload teachers: Desmond Lee https://t.co/8Lgety63ml
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Hahahahahhaha
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So how about it LKY-diehards? He was very clear about his wishes of having his home demolished after his death. Are we still supportive of the gahmen or we sticking up for Limpeh's decision?
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To these who view natives w suspicion and seek to erode the status of our indigenity, their racism towards us is, ironically, a way to maintain racial harmony by denying us any "special" status.
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As sgeans, we are only taught of our location as geographical coincidence. Any claims to indigeneity or connection to the land are seen as a threat to "equality" because in some eyes, it elevates a grp of ppl above others, when it is in fact deeply held insecurity of their place
Schrödinger's Singaporean: -Tell non-Chinese speaking Singaporeans they are aliens and animals -Swoon about Singapore's tolerance and multicultural harmony (Lady in the Kebaya is my late grandmother - I was showing a pic of her to my Malay friend in Singapore)
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@astaf_gorilla The average Singaporean is so obsessed with bureaucratic procedures that they would scream if they saw a community Raya potluck in the HDB taman carried out without permission. Rather than, you know, joining the potluck and having fun.
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Those gaps are your entire uni life. Spending time w friends, exploring canteens in other faculty blocks, running off to the nearest mall then rushing back to class, napping in your friend's dorm room, swimming @ the uni pool, jogging ard campus, i could literally go on & on...
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This is such an asian thing to say. Exercise has other benefits including improved mental health, strengthening bones, joints & muscles and better sleep, amongst others. Weight-loss is not the sole reason for exercising.
"I'm having difficulties losing weight but I still exercise anyway" "You're just making excuses" I don't get it. What excuses am I making? 😂
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My grandma had an outside garden and if someone did this there would be fucking hell to pay. Nabei. Got time to destroy ppl's garden, fucking hell.
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WTF. Burn everything the fuck down. Everyday there's some new hellish version of reality to contend with. The woman was in hospital ffs. Fuck everything.
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