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The judgy kitty will see you now. Ocassionally unhinged, consistently annoying. Meowers🏳️‍🌈 🍉🍉🍉   #FreePalestine #FuckIsrael

Joined January 2021
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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I literally don't understand having a heart rate sensor in an earbud when what most of us want is better sound.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Apple have announced AirPods Pro 3 - $249 - Live language translation - Heart rate sensor - 8 hour battery life
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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No one give a fuck. Let ppl hv orange phones you joyless pedant
@durreadan01
Adan
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How did Apple approve the orange color for the "Pro" iPhone? 😭 Imagine you're a professional. You're attending a meeting with board members, everyone wearing formals in neutral colors... ...and then you draw a bright orange phone from your pocket. 💀
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@permabulla
🤍permabulla🤍
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Jewish niggas be like “free the hostages” and then assassinate all the negotiators
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Fuck you
@calvinelcheng
Calvin Cheng PBM
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Only a terrorist state offers seats at the negotiating table then bombs you when you show up. It's clear that the only outcome both the US and the zionist entity seek is continued violence against the palestinian ppl and genocide.
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@m7mdkurd
Mohammed El-Kurd
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Israel has just bombed Doha. Yesterday they bombed Tunis in attack on the flotilla. Last week they murdered the Prime Minister of Yemen. These are brazen acts of war. What other country gets away with all of this?
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Admittedly, I was being provocative when i tweeted "when they get charged differently..." but the fact of the matter is that this phenomenon, if it even actually happens, is not discrimination but often a manifestation of your r/s (or lack thereof) w the stallholder.
@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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The reason chn peeps are so wounded when they get charged differently at the nasi padang stall is that that's possibly the only time they have felt discriminated against because of their race in their own country. *fucking guffaws in minority*
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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It's a malay food stall. Malays frequent it because it's usually their only option in a sea of non-halal food options. Stallholders sometimes favour their regulars (who are not always mly) with small discounts and/or better portions. The end.
@justcovering
ia - bloom³⁹ ʟsʀғᴍ-ᵒᵗ⁵ 🍉💙
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Is cus caifan stall charge everyone the same price regardless indian angmoh etc plox
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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The reason chn peeps are so wounded when they get charged differently at the nasi padang stall is that that's possibly the only time they have felt discriminated against because of their race in their own country. *fucking guffaws in minority*
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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"The only country in the West"
@infolibnews
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸
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Ben Shapiro: "The only country in the West that has above replacement level rates of fertility is Israel." Tel Aviv is gayer than San Francisco but "the average number of children per household is three," he says. No mention of the fact they have free healthcare and generous
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Is this not just a sarung? We love a nusantaran fashion crossover.
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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I got these silly figurines and they they are inexplicably delightful
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Probably bored.
@jjxstxrr
Jack!!!
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what’s it called when you’re h*rny but also disgusted by the idea of having sex?
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Hate that this spiteful tribe of ppl co-opted the malay slang "rabak" when it was coined by mat rockers who were infinitely more chill and accepting. Where's the fucking love man?
@goofygayson
un professional yapster
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"it's not racism, it's nationalism" fucker you know damn well the two go hand in hand
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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This only works if both parties hv healthy self-esteems.
@dark_salvatoree
Salvatore 💫
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some guys need to take notes
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Why do i know exactly what this means lol
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
3 days
The pic though lol like 😟😾
@MothershipSG
Mothership
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Japan's PM Shigeru Ishiba to step down https://t.co/UDebi5a0L0
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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@urdungeonmaster
Your (gentle) dungeon master
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Maybe the straightest thing about me is that I just don’t do this
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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And all our lives are worse for it 😕😕😕😔😔😔😔
@seraphicxz
skye
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hong kyung probably has a mirror selfie of him just wearing the lace sleeveless top and we will never see it
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@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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There are levels of dgaf-ness and Cillian Murphy is right there at the top lol. Aspirational, honestly.
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