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The judgy kitty will see you now. Ocassionally unhinged, consistently annoying. Meowers🏳️‍🌈 🍉🍉🍉   #FreePalestine #FuckIsrael

Joined January 2021
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@Grey_Athena
National Lesbian Relations Board
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This night could get even better
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@astaf_gorilla
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This is every asian parent.
@gsgetlonelytoo
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Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond
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@kateinwords
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i hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. i am simply a war general who loves to giggle
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@astaf_gorilla
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Who tf is the "real owner"? Even if it were the authorities (which it was not) they would hv sent notifications & given her time to clear it. This was just a cruel act by a person w no right. Also, afaik her garden was not obstructing the corridor or stairs, & is therefore legal.
@ServingTeh
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@astaf_gorilla Take it up with the real owner.
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@astaf_gorilla
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I read a comment saying how Olivia Dean, in her interviews, looks and sounds like the grown-up child of Tom Holland and Zendaya and damn if that isn't the most nail-on-the-head-est description i've ever come across.
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@astaf_gorilla
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Until this literally becomes a KPI for school leaders, nothing's gonna discernably shift. All schools are out to perform in students' academics and will push teachers to achieve results.
@MothershipSG
Mothership
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Schools have flexibility to pace new policies to not overload teachers: Desmond Lee https://t.co/8Lgety63ml
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@hajin_shinxx
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THEYRE THE IT COUPLE OF THE YEAR IDC
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@astaf_gorilla
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Sorry but Ms Minogue is the only Kylie that matters. I said what i said.
@ayuninotayutu
Ayuni 🇲🇾🇸🇬
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Millennial girls colleagues: This is a good brand. Kylie Cosmetics. Gen-Y me: Kylie Minogue? Colleagues: Kylie Jenner lah!! Me: Eh sorry lah!
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@mcsquared34
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@astaf_gorilla
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@LeftyPolac
Dzika Róża #ORB2040 🌹🍺✩💛🤍💜🖤
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And scissors beat paper so lesbian sex will defeat fascism
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@astaf_gorilla
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Hahahahahhaha
@kallang_pudding
𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚒. 🌻
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@astaf_gorilla
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PAP ib being particularly silent right about now lol
@astaf_gorilla
Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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So how about it LKY-diehards? He was very clear about his wishes of having his home demolished after his death. Are we still supportive of the gahmen or we sticking up for Limpeh's decision?
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@astaf_gorilla
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So how about it LKY-diehards? He was very clear about his wishes of having his home demolished after his death. Are we still supportive of the gahmen or we sticking up for Limpeh's decision?
@MothershipSG
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S’pore govt intends to gazette 38 Oxley Road site as national monument https://t.co/8jxFdurkm5
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@astaf_gorilla
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To these who view natives w suspicion and seek to erode the status of our indigenity, their racism towards us is, ironically, a way to maintain racial harmony by denying us any "special" status.
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As sgeans, we are only taught of our location as geographical coincidence. Any claims to indigeneity or connection to the land are seen as a threat to "equality" because in some eyes, it elevates a grp of ppl above others, when it is in fact deeply held insecurity of their place
@confucian_the
The Straits-Shooting Baba
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Schrödinger's Singaporean: -Tell non-Chinese speaking Singaporeans they are aliens and animals -Swoon about Singapore's tolerance and multicultural harmony (Lady in the Kebaya is my late grandmother - I was showing a pic of her to my Malay friend in Singapore)
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@confucian_the
The Straits-Shooting Baba
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@astaf_gorilla The average Singaporean is so obsessed with bureaucratic procedures that they would scream if they saw a community Raya potluck in the HDB taman carried out without permission. Rather than, you know, joining the potluck and having fun.
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@astaf_gorilla
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Those gaps are your entire uni life. Spending time w friends, exploring canteens in other faculty blocks, running off to the nearest mall then rushing back to class, napping in your friend's dorm room, swimming @ the uni pool, jogging ard campus, i could literally go on & on...
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@astaf_gorilla
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This is such an asian thing to say. Exercise has other benefits including improved mental health, strengthening bones, joints & muscles and better sleep, amongst others. Weight-loss is not the sole reason for exercising.
@ComicsByVieN
VieN @ N28-29, ComiFuro21
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"I'm having difficulties losing weight but I still exercise anyway" "You're just making excuses" I don't get it. What excuses am I making? 😂
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@astaf_gorilla
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My grandma had an outside garden and if someone did this there would be fucking hell to pay. Nabei. Got time to destroy ppl's garden, fucking hell.
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@astaf_gorilla
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WTF. Burn everything the fuck down. Everyday there's some new hellish version of reality to contend with. The woman was in hospital ffs. Fuck everything.
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