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irritating these bitches like eczema πŸͺΌπŸ¦‹

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@asspressso
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I stay scrolling through my own account to see what a real bitch be posting 🐽.
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You know twitter is make belief because even siblings dont alll go to the same schools 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Treat all kids the same, simple. Wakienda Private School peleka wote, wakienda UK, peleka wote. Hakuna entitlement hapa, it is your responsibility. Nobody forced you, you made that decision. Let us be serious. You are not charity, you are a parent from the day you take them in.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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RT @Msnyaguthii: Watu wa Twitter nyinyi huishi dunia yenu. Sometimes even siblings don't get to go to the same schools and fees isn't che….
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RT @asspressso: leggggggg dayyyyyyyy (inspo)
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leggggggg dayyyyyyyy (inspo)
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RT @RamzZy_:
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Io monthly dump ilikua na unga ilikua inakaa chafu 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬.
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RT @_qualeman91: I really hope the stars align cause this lady is entirely too talented man.
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RT @grosherie: you know you about to be forced to talk about niggas all day when your interviewer got 3 afro wigs sewed to her head.
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Mnakuanga …. Funny.
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When the siblings of your parents take you in after loss, I will say this slowly. It is not supposed to be helping out. It's supposed to be 'One of my own' .This is not about capacity. The uncle made conscious choice to 'help out'. I am not arguing with anyone on this.
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RT @xysist: As someone who has actually lost a parent and saw hardship first hand , I would wish anyone even sent me 500 bob so that I coul….
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Hii bila pesa ni kama kupiga patanisho.
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KOFO!
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Spotify DMs are gonna take love bombing to a whole new level.
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Vijana wa madam waliwatch as their mother is being annihilated for 3 days straight. Stan wars in kenya are a big ass joke
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My caloric deficit includes loads of protein; loads of veggies minimal carbs all portion controlled and a treat here and there once a week πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°.
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Just another day to remind yall nisipowaekea hii on my birthday next year mniite mbwa
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RT @__ItsKen_: One of my coworkers put in our team chat . β€œTaylor and Travis are engaged”. My response: What department are they in? https:….
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RT @RamzZy_: You have to choose between good finishing & small rooms or mediocre finishing & large rooms because good finishing & large roo….
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RT @Ms_Patrona: If someone is not willing sit and talk through conflict until matters are resolved, they do not value the relationship enou….
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NW; chinese anime as quickly taking over fr
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Hapo kwa wigs itabidi huyo atake it back
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PLEEEEASE SAY JK
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MHESH🀰🏾
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There’s a day someone graduated here sometime in 2024. Then I happened to be in the same venue so I decided to look up the persons name in the list bc nakuanga mdaku. Nilienda kumpata kwa list ya cert na huku alikuwa ametuwekea Bsc in sijui what πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.SM is not a real place fr.
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