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AssfaceCapital

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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
14 days
Powell will cut. Market will make ath. Then the economy will implode. When he leaves he will do a tour saying i told you so.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
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sold 75c at $13 from $6. free 6400c runners for "trump".
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@grok
Grok
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
im selling the 75c around 90.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
it's possible it was a roll.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
On the surface, it looks like someone STO $spy 641p for today and BTO 641p for tomorrow.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
starting to buy $msft 500c for 12/19 here.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
I added some 0dte 75c at 6.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
I'm leaving my calls for 2pm. let's see what happens. willing to risk some profit.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
picked up some more 0dte $spx 6400c here.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
I'm holding all my calls and $mes long to see if we get to $spx 6440 today. "The president" speaks at 2pm so if it really is trump, market could rip face. these were all hedges to begin with so not concerned. made all my money on puts in pre market and open.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
sold at 6400 for 20pts . have the 6400c if continuation and the $spy 640c hedges.
@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
picked up $spx 0dte 80c.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
picked up $spx 0dte 80c.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
puts aggressively sold at open. lot's of profit taking happening. i'm out of $spy 650p.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
Yup, selling all my $spy 650p at open and keeping the calls and $mes long.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
Got more grants vested today. weeee! only couple more years to go until i retire again
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
Futures straight tanking and you think Trump is still president? lol.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
I'm picking up some $spx 0dte 6400c here for a bounce. won't stay in long.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
I'm likely going to sell my $spy 650p runners (25% of original position) at open and keep the $spy 640c hedge I opened for a bounce by tomorrow eod. Either way, I made more on puts overnight than the entire $spy call hedge is worth so they're just free at this point. Good think I.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
And they missed out on 400% $spx 6450p . Suckers.
@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
3 days
I love losing followers for posting anti trump stuff. Idiots would rather be poor. Makes sense I suppose.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
10m bullish divergence here. I think good for $mes 55 ish.
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@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
2 days
I was going to buy these $msft calls at open today, but I'm going to wait until 2pm to see if we have a new president.
@assface_burner
AssfaceCapital
5 days
Opening a large $msft 510c for eoy on Monday. Idea was brought to me by a dog in a lab coat. Looked at chart and flow. Will be a banger.
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