♱ katana ♱
@aspenkatana
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My Hypothesis:. Y’all are going to watch him into fame and he’s gonna start doing podcasts w fresh and fit and linking w Tate.
This guy is frying me bro. All he does his dunk his face in ice water and do full sprints in a parking lot . He’s either our funniest satire comedian or clinically insane
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Mom just blocked Reddit and whatever 4chan is off my little brother phone and got that discord under lock down like a mf.
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Dating is so partner oriented nowadays, I had to really teach myself talking to someone 24/7 is not normal or healthy in anyway shape or form. Do you realize how crazy it is to get mad at someone for not receiving a text back after a couple hours when y’all speak EVERYDAY?.
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Men be 35 finally ready to settle down and come try to talk to me. the 24 year old. Like get outta here!!!!!!.
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You’ll have this conversation and your homegirl will still go back to that nigga just in private now 😭.
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White womens ability to make themselves the star victim in other ppls trauma truly amazes me. It’s incredible.
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Marriage is the combining of two households and if you don’t plan to take their children in as your own you probably shouldn’t be marrying anyone w kids, that’s like simple sense.
Lady throws her husband stuff out of the house cos he won’t adopt her kids
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She arrived promptly at 12 and I’m in the chair now she patting my head already.
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Strong advocate that conversations like these should not be had over text.
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Y’all worried about seeing ya mama shake her ass but it look like y’all finna see ya daddy casually sexually assaulting women, I think that’s where y’all should start focusing your concern.
It’s a True Life Freaknik documentary that just scratched the surface. HOPEFULLY they don’t try to sanitize it
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I hate when niggas in non flyout cities be dming me, I’m not visiting no mf Mobile Alabama.
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Yall be saying “there’s no black women representation” to the worst mf things. Why do you want black women at drake’s cocaine orgy ??.
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You’ll never forget your first hating ass boyfriend, cause that shit is shocking af.
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Y’all are gonna stop blaming on this era, when Polaroid pics of y’all mamas flashing they Coochie at freaknik was going around like last month.
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Fucking a men that you would later call broke, funky, dusty, musty, ugly, poor, small dick, stinky, shrimpy, or hideous.
define “poor pussy management”.
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Telling me suicide is selfish is not gonna make me wanna kill myself any less lmfaooo.
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I thought she had my phone on lock down growing up, w these new mdm apps she got this boy phone disconnecting to the internet by 10pm.
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Y’all be in your 20s with kids, fighting about coparenting, beggin ya mama to babysit, halfway resenting your child, struggling, and still try to make ppl feel bad for having kids later in life? HA. HAAA!.
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Boy math is knowing 75% of your head is balding and still getting haircuts on the last 25%.
Boy math is raising three (3) pit bulls instead of one (1) child.
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@mopheadmani Only for when I’m with my girls and we are planning to act a fool and get into nonsense only time I’d play it.
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Let me be clear these apps were never on his phone he just cannot have access to them moving forward. Also his phone has already been monitored since he got one these are just updates added to his phone.
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He’s a good kid. He’s 16. Very smart. Never been in trouble. And we’d like to keep it that way!.
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And it’s not that I don’t mind settling down rn actually. It just won’t be w no 35 yo who decided now all of a sudden he ready to. Amen. This tweet is now muted, have fun!.
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Ok in context. He has a job where he as to go in to work so I was confused by this. Secondly we haven’t had a date yet so the whole rubbing feet thing in my house is crazy to me and sound like you want something I’m not offering.
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Final product.
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@mindofprospect Why yall acting like you can’t leave your house, are you locked in or something?.
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@RashadStark I cannot imagine why. He’s literally put in no effort and we’ve only been talking for less than a month.
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@abike1999 Womp womp it’s getting muted but my point stands. My age range will go up as I age but no time sooner and they can’t make me!!!.
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Especially with ppl my age like that is so normalized it ain’t even funny, and Even still I be catching myself on stuff or being bothered by it when it is not at all that serious.
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Yall telling me how many followers doesn’t mean any thing lol. He’s not as big as them. yet. But the way yall giving him attention, he will be and that’s the train he’s gonna ride.
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If he’s gonna treat you well it’s bc that’s who he is, that’s his character. Not bc you told him your last man was amazing lmfaoooo.
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I just shared bc it was funny, don’t let this make y’all lose hope ladies. There’s plenty good ones out there I promise!.
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@thaboyjozu Yes, know your leaps and bounds. I wouldn’t marry a man w kids bc I’m not taking anyone else’s kids as my own, yall should start doing the same. It’s 2+2.
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Even the loneliest nights of singleness will literally never be worse than the hell of being w the wrong person.
Being single is treated like such a punishment on social media, which is ironic because the bullshit y’all experience in relationships is the real prison sentence.
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whatever the word is for The need to be around your partner or know where they are or be in communication with them 24/7 like that’s just so normalized.
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Y’all are giving extreme scenarios like “well they don’t respond for days I’m done” lmfaoo learn the difference between someone being interested and healthy space please.
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They only took 4 hours ding ding ding
She arrived promptly at 12 and I’m in the chair now she patting my head already.
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This their info they are sisters and they younger than 40 yall I assumed her age based on a previous convo we had, they just true Nigerian business women .
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They ate except for the one w the corn rows in her head.
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Y’all I was being dry with him for a reason 💀 lol he’s been on bullshit so honestly I did not have the energy to be excited about getting drinks. Plus I told him before I don’t like plans being made day of bc I need to mentally prepare.
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I had a nigga ask me for 25$ then when I told him no he said I failed the test to be his bitch MAAANNNN lmfaoooooo.
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Lmfaooooooo now I just be like “you know that ain’t right” and let them figure it out.
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And maybe partner oriented isn’t the right word but you get what I’m saying.
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Jokes die when they hit the 30+ crowd.
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Literally will go out they way to not compliment you, and pass insults off as “jokes” just literally use you for They ego so they can feel above someone. A man you call yours, it’s sick!.
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Consider cooking and cleaning wife duties but having his baby as a girlfriend, okay.
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Men who tie money to their worth will hate themselves if they don’t have it. They get into relationships and end up resenting the woman who is willing to look past the lack of money bc they feel inadequate, insecure, and undeserving. Ultimately self sabotaging the relationship.
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You saved a picture of me in your phone and posted me to convince me I wasn’t bad?.
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