I thought the reading of Sienna Palmer's will would be packed, given that I of all people was on the list. But I was one of only four people in the lawyer's office that day. THE SEVEN HUSBANDS OF EVELYN HUGO X LISTEN FOR THE LIE. #1stLinePit #Q #A #T #agentsguide

You are cordially invited to the red carpet premier of TWO LIES AND A TRUTH, an upmarket psychological thriller with an unreliable narrator. Code #amagenting gets you free admission💄🩸👠💋. #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #T #A #NA

RT @ericareberhart: When fairytale creatures escape into reality, an orphan w/ trust issues must rely on 2 ppl who know the original story:….

RT @ericareberhart: Selwyn rarely accepts help. The orphan knows people are undependable, but as soul-eating creatures attack his town & ti….

While filming a doc on the era’s most iconic actress, a producer inherits archive footage and must reconcile contradictions between it and her interviews to find the truth about the star’s untimely death—before her own dark past destroys all she’s worked for. #QueerPit #Q #A #T

RT @ericareberhart: 18yo Selwyn collides w/ an eerily familiar girl made of paper who bleeds ink. Now a story is cut loose; & they must out….

All that to say, I have so many fulls out right now and yet I can’t allow myself to get excited. This manuscript already has 10x more interest than my debut ever got, but I’m not optimistic. I’m tired. 🧵7/.

And you can’t help but wonder if all the agent sees is, “Hi. No agent wanted my debut. But please look past that and evaluate this new book without judging me for having debuted with a small press.” 🧵6/.

And yet, “Hi, no agent wanted to rep my debut but a small press wanted to publish it, but now I’m querying you because I want to scale my author career. I promise I’m a great writer.” 🧵5/.

But also, “Hey, I got screwed by market timing last time because now there are all these time travel-esque novels coming out but I’m totally not bitter.” 🧵4/.

And then, “So look at this shiny new novel I’m bringing to you, having already gone through the trad pub process once, with all the experience and knowledge I’ve gained from that. I’m a dream client.” 🧵3/.

It’s like saying, “Hi there! Look how accomplished I am. Yes, the market was allergic to time travel the last time I was in the trenches, so no agent wanted it, but it has amazing trade reviews!” 🧵2/.

RT @joyful_kay: IM GLAD MY MOM DIED x THE DAYDREAMS x KNIVES OUT. At a cast-reunion party hosted by an A-List former child star, dark secre….

While filming a doc on the era’s most iconic actress, a producer inherits archive footage and must reconcile contradictions between it and her interviews to find the truth about the star’s untimely death—before her own dark past destroys all she’s worked for. #questpit #q #t

I totally forgot to participate in #unhingedpit —which is a shame because the manuscript I’m querying should be the first result when you google the word unhinged—but I am very much enjoying everyone’s creativity with their pitches 🤩.

I know I’m not active here, but the amount of ‘book marketers’ that HOUND me for attention on here is WILD.

RT @McnamaraLuna: Become a writer! It’s like having homework every night for the rest of your life.

When I tell aspiring authors to find their community, I mean find someone who’d drop through your sunroof at the drop of a dime 🤣 @SEBerkeley . #AuthorsOfTwitter #WritingCommunity #WriterCommunity .

Oh hey, would you look at that! I actually did get an agent ❤️on my #posterpit post and just didn’t notice until now because I’m social media challenged 🫠. I know, I can’t sit with y’all, but I’m still celebrating this win 🥳.

GONE GIRL x THE SEVEN HUSBANDS OF EVELYN HUGO. Upmarket psych thriller w/ unreliable narrator and messy glam🫦. Last post for #PosterPit - glad to see so many people getting agent likes. Some very impressive graphics and story ideas circling today!. #PosterPitQ #T #NA #A

RT @joyful_kay: "Was I just an alibi?" 💜🔍💙. Ten years after the finale of a beloved mystery sitcom, a cast reunion ends with the murder of….