Birdie 🏴
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lovely, https://t.co/Tg5MTgNWfy i’m like if a magpie were actually a twenty something yr old scottish princess | she/her
glasgow :/
Joined January 2021
I’m not 🩷
how are you bi and employed?.
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If you use gen AI for useless dumb shit go ahead and block me first, it saves me from doing it when it pops up on my dash xx.
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Idk why people are telling me this number didn’t work if you wanted my actual number you could just msg me 💀.
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And he is ragebaiting me back. I miss my adopted wee brother so bad bro 😭😭💔
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Ragebaiting the boy I used to tutor rn because I miss him and this is the only time of day we’re both awake.
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+34643924071.
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Downloaded hinge Out of curiosity and I got too much attention from girls that go to my uni that I deleted it. I’m learning from previous mistakes and Not dating local 🩷.
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Well I’ve never had any complaints BEFORE 🙄🙄.
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I just wanna thank the thirty two thousand people that saw this for not pointing out the state of my nails 🩷.
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Was up at 2am reading about random shit on Wikipedia (I do this a lot) anyways did you guys know that Rhett and Link are credited with coining the name of the sexual fetish that involves jumping into water with your clothes on?.
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Y’all remember that English lad who’d come on here and talk about Kendrick Lamar too much? What a dork :/.
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[ Long paragraph that takes me to the word limit crash out QRT because my parasocial one-sided relationship with oomf meant nothing to them and they’ve found somebody else ] 💔.
in my slut era (did a spotify blend).
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I know when my tweets get too much because oomfs send me them on WhatsApp with the caption “Jack…. ”.
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Hi everyone, I’m Birdie ^w^.
everyones got friends they’re lowkey in love with right or am i crazy.
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Young Miko…. No………….
This is your sign to block that puerto rican.
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Sometimes when I get a little too pale my Valencian friends take me out back and throw rocks at me.
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