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"it's hard, and success is unlikely, but success is monumental" || → @skyofswirls ☼ | #1 pet yeti enthusiast !! ᓚᘏᗢ ᶻ z Z
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gentle reminder that self-care doesn't have to b grand or massive. it can just b making your bed in the morning, drinking an extra cup of water, remembering to check in w/ yrself in the day, smiling to yrself in the mirror, etc. it's the little things that count d:-).
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i have a habit of screenshotting comments i find funny except i now have no idea what to do with them ! so heres a tiny thread of comments ive screenshotted that’ll maybe make someone else smile too🧵
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end of thread (for now?) i hope my humour isnt just dead and this made someone else laugh / smile thanks
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tw derealisation .-.-.are u guys real /srs.
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why do people use umbrellas? why are people "scared" of rain? it's just water and even if you get soaking wet, it'll dry. ((or you can change out of your clothes when you're home)).
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whoa uuhh kinda . hit tweet i guess❓❓.follow for more banger tweets and the ramblings of a lunatic (me) ((also /ref)).
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also waiting for the moment i get a reply of someone saying “thats my comment”.
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- daily clicks.- provide esims.- careforgaza.- feminine hygiene kits.- refresh for new individual gofundmes.- education.
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@ItsTxrd @SEENpoliceUK she wouldn't be dead if there were less transphobic pieces of shit like you in the world. not her fault for being trans.
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some of my interests;. - bears in trees (the band).- chase petra.- noahfinnce.- addison grace.- sonic.- raccoons.- splatoon.- over the garden wall.- fanfik (the movie). &more !! but if you like any of those i think you should follow that’d be pretty epic !.
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@ItsTxrd @SEENpoliceUK someone being trans does not give you the right to disrespect a dead child.
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@crowbxy first one is so real thank u jojo siwa for helping people with depression every day 💞💞.
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trans people be like “he saved my life” and it’s this guy
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alright muting this, my phone has stopped working bc of the amount of notifications i’m getting😭😭.
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@pollyjoostice another person replied with this one too thats so funny.
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autistic people ((that struggle with it)) how do u deal with doing the dishes. im so srs i cant stand the thought of touching leftover food no matter what it is and i need help so please help.
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non problematic music artists i listen to / would recommend : a 🧵
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whats peta doing in bears in trees comment section😭😭
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@Alan1150770 @forthenightbird @thebebee @davoodisatwat @myonlysue define "cringe". because that thread is just someone being happy they met (i assume) one of their favourite artists?.
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people my age being like “i can’t wait to get my drivers license 💖💞💝💗💘” am i the only one absolutely terrified thinking about ever driving a car ??????.
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this means so much to us small accounts😔.thank you
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okay guys i did not think about sensory issues 😭😭😭.
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would u sit with me based off my top 4 artists this year so far ?
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happy (third?!?) birthday to one of the greatest albums ever created
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“oh no- i called a trans man a man??? i must change this!!!!!! i must be transphobic!!!!!!!”
Another person oddly invested in the sterilisation of gender nonconforming children.
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people died.
“people died” and it’s just a song bridge.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they “raised” me
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hey so why is using the r slur so normalised now. .
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some of my hyperfixations/interests; . - bears in trees (the band).- chase petra.- noahfinnce.- the front bottoms.- sonic.- raccoons.- splatoon.- over the garden wall.- fanfik (the movie). & more !! but if you like any of those i think you should follow that’d be pretty epic d:-).
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trans people: do you refer to your past self with the pronouns you use now or the ones you used then?.
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if u like this u get a silly lil pumpkin !!!!!! ((you'll see . just try)). #HalloweenIcons.
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also reminder that no matter how horrible a person is . that does NOT give you the right to deadname / misgender them.
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green??? is that not something everyone thinks????.
wait if autumn is orange and winter is blue then what the hell is spring??.
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unpopular opinion (?) but bass guitar in songs should be louder . i love hearing a funky bass line.
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hey if u struggle with derealisation yourself too don’t look in the hidden replies . its just a bunch of people making (unfunny) “jokes” and stuff.
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people who i truly believe have stolen all gender; a thread
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oh em gee hit tweet i have nothing to promote so uhhh follow me for less transphobic shit and more ramblings about my hyperfixations i guess !??
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loud incorrect buzzer
every artist’s debut album is their worst album….
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THATS MY BEANIE THEYRE WEARING LETS FUCKING GO I AM SO HAPPY RN!?!!?!(
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hey so kinda insane that this isn’t really obvious to everyone but please don’t write fanfiction about ur favs being r@ped!!! thats really fucking weird!!!!!.
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unfollowing people that i don’t interact with/that don’t interact with me reply to be safe !!!!!!.
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@CAVETOWN hello robbie quick question, if i *carefully* throw this lovely frog on stage the 22nd (utrecht concert) would you try and pick it up? his name is croakstopher and he always listens to your music together with me
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ITS SO PRETTY IM GONNA CRYYYY
LOOK AT WHAT I FUCKING FOUND IN HMV. i now own 2 noah vinyls😁😁😁😁
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holy fuck u guys r so unfunny . tone tags exist for a fucking reason
oh my god this is so fucking cringe.
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wish i had enough followers to tweet “jk rowling is an ass” and have 15 people reply “real”.
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hot take being nonverbal fucking sucks.
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omg my wishes have been heard
i just wanna hear a noahfinnce song (preferably scumbag) on the radio. is that too much to ask for?!?!?!!?!???.
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