update: hello

what if stevia was just called steve. "hey, pass me some steve." "steve has no calories, so slimming." "i love the taste of steve in the morning, goes great in my coffee."

why is flossing specific to teeth? we don't just say "go brush", like brush what? but "go floss" is understood to not be about your toes or something

hey what the hell @jacksfilms, that's a copyrighted nft

david & bustiath

.@benshapiro should become a magician that makes park benches materialize. he could say "bench appearo"

i've asked myself this too much

what is the opposite of a coconut

this

i don't get it but okay

so no one told me life was gonna be this gay 🌈🌈🌈🌈 no seriously why don't they tell you when you're born

i remember when she was ariana pequeña

https://t.co/iKVDk4mC7U

oh fuck that wasn't a few hours, what happened to the impeachment

right imma lay flat and go into a coma for a few hours while my eyes freak out

do you ever walk by squirrels and put on a tough act, like "the fuck are you looking at, you big-tailed rodent-ass bitch" then they run away and you feel so damn powerful

guess i'd better see a doctor about that

whoa am i viral?? smh had no idea

i'm pretty high right now tbh and i might do something crazy

this was dumb. welcome to the internet i guess