Now @alexseewald.com on BlueSky. Figured out how to use my own domain. https://t.co/K5sg85CWtJ

I ordered from Just-Eat and the delivery estimate is being increased by 15 minutes every 5 minutes 🤬 I ordered 2 hours ago like. Delivery time has changed “slightly” 🙄

Jon and I are paying cinema prices to see the Shibuya Incident tomorrow. Way to re-traumatise ourselves in 4K, but neeeeeed to see that Season 3 preview. Let's goooooooooo.

Just unearthed a French article from 2010 featuring the Palringo app I wrote. Seeing my name next to an iPhone 3G interface is physically aging me. We didn't even have copy-paste back then. You kids have it easy. 👴🏻

The plum tree is giving 5 Kg of fruit every other day, far more than I know what to do with. Every birthday and Christmas presents are going to be plum jam jars this year 😂

Lift with your legs

The new Autodrive in Cyberpunk 2.3 has my car choosing violence. It's constantly stopping, running over people, and driving into walls. The rest of the update is solid, but this feature is chaos.

Checking in ✅ Continued progress in the right direction.

I have been craving those Curly’s continuously since I was a wee boy. I occasionally see Morrison’s tease for them. These are stupidly addictive. Please send. I’ll just boldly share my Amazon wish list here. Make a boy happy. https://t.co/5ijmjdFAtV

No need to bother going abroad.

✅ Checking in Finally reversing the trend.

I didn’t get up early on a bank holiday Sunday to watch the Crunchyroll Anime Awards 😎 https://t.co/i2XjdBZh2d

Sun & blue sky in this country? It obviously won't last.

Muzan's forms

In one of the most #Eurovision moments ever, an Italian mouse awards 12 points to the UK! 😂 🇬🇧 🐭 #Eurovision2025 #ESC2025 #RememberMonday #UK

Pre-gay Christmas part II is starting and I almost ran out of wine.

It’s 5:02pm. Time to touch grass. Advantage of having a private garden.

Today’s ramen: pork tonkotsu. I am the king of using fridge random.

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Checking in ✅ Because it’s been a while. It’s a fake-ish checking in because I haven’t been to the gym for a while but I’m definitely going back imminently Gotta get hench for the beach in October etc… watch this space for progress. Let’s call this the starting point. 👀

See who gets the last digit. 0118 999 881 999 119 725… …