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elon shoulda taken fred durst up on his offer

@asdf@haxx.us btw

now we're going to find out what of my old code is still running at twitter - guaranteed that's gonna be what breaks first

FED BAD

What the hospital billed for killing my dad: $250,000. cool

is clubhouse dead yet

holy shit eating inside a restaurant feels crazy

look, @edaleeta and i got married!!

can’t wait for linkedin’s clubhouse clone

startup idea: staging bookshelves for tv pundits and congresspeople

lol imagine writing this

https://t.co/ARG3p7TNYT

https://t.co/0kZtPD9WY1

whoever does casting for “Are You the One” is amazing

hey @BlizzardCS, stuff like https://t.co/vRi7hSsHGu exists

i bet trumps so pissed he never got drones

“99.5% certainty” = waiting for someone else to make the call first

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

i wish every season of the bachelorette was like this