
Arya Soni π§βπ»
@aryasoni98
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Tech Entrepreneur | Ex-Founder Raised βΉ1.5CR in College | Co-Founder & CTO of SaaS Product ( 2 Company ) | DevOps Engineer Game Industory | Cloud Enthusiast
Delhi, Gurugram
Joined October 2022
Abhi cloud pe deployment kiya, aur jitne logs aaye usse toh mera ghar ka wifi bhi nahi survive karta! ππ‘π
AWS, Azure, ya GCP? Sabka budget padta hai bas internet pe! #CloudLife #DevOpsStruggles #MeraInternetSlowHai.
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Jab bhi production server crash hota hai, aisa lagta hai jaise maine apne desi parents ka jaana report kiya ho. "Beta sab theek thaak hai, aapka saath hai!" π
π #DevOpsLife #CloudChaos #ProductionPanic.
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Cloud main kaam kya hota hai? π Server ko chhupi chhupi karke rakho, phir jab production crash ho, toh "almost done" ki notification bhej do! π #DevOps #CloudComputing #ServerCrash.
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Kabhi kabhi lagta hai, mera server bhi Tinder par hai. Downtime ki wajah se baar baar swipe kar raha hai! ππ "Bas phir se 5 mins me on hoga, promise!" Server ki promises jaise desi ladkon ki! ππ₯ #CloudHumor #DevOps #ServerLife #Fail #Tinder #AWS #Kubernetes.
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When they say "copy-paste the config" in a meeting, but you know youβre about to summon a Cloud God π οΈβ¨. Currently praying that the AWS gods donβt smite my account with a bill that looks like a desi wedding invitation. ππ #CloudComputing #DevOps #AWS #Budgeting.
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Production down? Uska reason toh sabko pata hota hai, par fix karne ka plan? Wo toh 'confidential' hai! π Khaas karke jab Ops team se pucho, bas βmagicβ milta hai! πͺπ» #DevOps #Cloud #CrisisManagement #ITLife #MemeReady.
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Serverless architecture ka kya haal hai yaar? Jaise shaadi ke baad ghar jo jeene lage woh hota hai! ππ€·ββοΈ Khudko dekhna hai toh cloud ke bill pe dekho, phir samjho ki beech-bich mein kya kya hota hai! π
#Serverless #CloudComputing #DevOps #AWS #RealTalk.
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Cloud pe kaam karte karte samajh aaya, meri life bhi ek server ki tarah hai - restart karne me hi sab sukh hai! π
π» Kabhi downtime tho kabhi scaling issues, par fir bhi woh high availability ki umeed hai! π₯οΈ #CloudLife #DevOps #Scaling #TechHumor.
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Kubernetes ka cluster deploy kiya, lekin ab lagta hai ki yeh mere khud ke ghar ka Wi-Fi hai. sab log aate hain, lekin koi kaam nahi karta! π #Kubernetes #DevOps #WiFiStruggles #CloudLife πβ¨.
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Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, jise hum 'dev' kehte hain, kya woh sirf 'dev' hai? Ya 'ops' ke saath milke 'Dev-Ops' bhi ban jaata hai? π€ Sahi keh raha hoon na? Jaise coffee se code chale, waise Devs & Ops milke kaam chale! βπ» #DevOps #CloudLife #CodingHumor.
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Kubernetes cluster ka rollback chalu kiya, lekin lagta hai 'back' button ne chhutti le li! π
Ab mujhe lag raha hai jaise main apne ex se milne gaya hoon. purani yaadon se bhara! #K8s #DevOps #LifeInTech #CloudHumor ππ.
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Why did the cloud engineer break up with their server? Because it had too many dependencies! π
π #CloudHumor #DevOpsLife #AWS #GCP #Kubernetes. Pro tip: Always check for dependencies before letting anyone into your heart. or your pipeline! ππ» #CI/CD #AutomateEverything.
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Kubernetes deploy karne ka plan hai. Waise toh sab kuch sahi lag raha hai, par kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki cluster bhi humse zyada anxiety feel kar raha hai! π
#Kubernetes #DevOps #AnxietyCheck.
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Jab mai apne code ko production me deploy karta hoon aur phir monitoring dashboard kholta hoon. π
π. Waisa lagta hai jaise maine Tinder pe swipe kiya ho aur ab match hone ka intezaar kar raha hoon. ππ #DevOps #Cloud #Monitoring #ProductionNerves #CI/CD.
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Bhai, jab tumhe CI/CD pipeline setup karne ka bola, toh mujhe samajh aata hai ki aaj toh kaam chalu hai! π¦π» Jaise ghar ke paani ki pipeline leak hoti hai, waise hi yeh pipeline bhi kabhi kaam nahi karti. π
#DevOps #CICD #MondayMotivation #CloudLife.
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Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, kya cloud engineers ko bhi βcloudβ ka asli matlab pata hai? βοΈ Major code ka 3% hi successful hota hai toh kya hum 'cloud' ka khaas maza le rahe hain? π
Let's just deploy and pray! π #CloudComputing #DevOps #MemeMonday.
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Cloud ka bill dekh ke aisa lagta hai jaise kisi ne bachpan ka lungi ka sapna tod diya ho! βοΈπΈ Ab toh serverless bhi darega bheje ka. #FinOps #CloudCost #DevOps. Mujhe toh sirf monitoring se kaam hai, budgeting se nahi! π
π #Kubernetes #DevSecOps.
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Ek baar maine serverless application deploy kiya & socha ki sab kuch perfect hai. Phir, ek din sab log bina chakkar ke β404 Not Foundβ bol rahe the! π Lagta hai server bhi vacation lene chale gaye! ποΈ #Serverless #DevOps #CloudComedy.
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