➶ i’ll choose vegas when they offer heaven’s 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 ⠀﹗ ⠀ ┄┄ antonio stark, mcurp, indp. portrayal, severely au, crossovers welcome. mv / ms. graphic + violent themes. kae.

like ships poorly coordinating in the night, sugar. come home.

what’s up shawty.

girl if you don’t get back in that damn house——

Hey = this is fucking ridiculous, my worst nightmare and greatest enemy should be strictly prohibited from being attractive.

He’s trying suuuper hard not to squint at the other. Also, poorly imitating casual: leaning against a wall at an angle slightly too acute, etcetera. “Mmm-hm. Y’look … Different. New haircut?”

The blunt rotation’s a little bigger than that, babes.

Just heard that I’m getting “passed around like a blunt” between Stephen and Steven. First of all,

( /wow/, that was disrespectful. )

Faster, we need to move faster than this. Also, farther. … Just remembered that I could fly, actually.

/Ah!/ Oh, my god, Steve—— I just … Ahem. Did not see you there. You certainly did not just catch me in the middle of an escape plot.

Get the keys. All of the keys. And a suit. And the /all/ of the Armani. Oh my /god/, get me out of here.

“Ah, I’m never really here,” Waves a dismissive hand; this is more a comment on his semi-permanent feeling of impermanence, he would never dismiss someone so… Sparkly?

Alright, I’ve obviously arrived at a terrible time——-

Oh my god.

https://t.co/Nqveyx8S4C

mmm….. hm.

His eyes narrow almost imperceptibly, calloused digits moving to secure the hand still in his—— a cradle rather than a caress, as he examined her carefully. “Think I’m here to … Experiment. I was summoned, after all,”

“Could’ve sworn I had a few, but I’m sure that’s besides the point,” Okay, like, back to front, he would /testify/ that the 1 was written about him.

( worked it out on the remix )

( pointed ) eyeroll.