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#Goontwt Prince of Doom, Dumb of Ass Skibidi Statist, Gooner Globalist, whatever makes me feel special this month nb (theyfab)
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Joined September 2025
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I work as a barmaid, and everytime a 300-pound horribly drunk man says I look to young to work there and proceeds to hit on me, my pussy begins to like the attached .gif file
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>"Epstein liked yuri, what's the response yuritards?" Good, hopefully, it'll deter the Tiktok yuri "fans" who collect the figures, drive up the prices, but refuse to watch the actual shows because of le icky content
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I would buy figures, but I can't hot glue them so what's the point?
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@lunarpatriot Simply untrue, if this were the case, it would be much easier for 16-year old boys to get jobs
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>Man, the weather sure sucks today >"Oh yeah!?! Do you have a doctorate in meteorology?!? Who are YOU to say the weather sucks???" This is every conversation on 4Chan
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The new Tomadachi Life having an NB option is nice and all, but what I'm really interested in is if they'll allow incestuous relationships
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In America, if you make enough jokes about rape, the FBI will come to your house, release bug chasers into your house, and give you every STD known to man
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You're telling me that if I join ICE, Tails will piss on me? Where do I sign upβ½
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