argyle shady facts
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the party ended an hour ago and he’s still here ‧₊˚ ┊🍕 read strawpage/extended bio byf!
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Joined February 2026
“Argyle was soo annoying and Jargyle is such a nothingburger ship”
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Shady Argyle Fact #9: Argyle does not Argue with himself on two twitter accounts, and while in prospect it comes across as something he probably would do, he is not the culprit in this situation.
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I had to force myself to not make a tier for patty so bad like thats my baby
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stranger things season 5 except holly and the other children are all ipad kids who dont look up from their screens so mr whatsit has to manifest himself through talking angela
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this is kinda like that one scene at the end of s4 if you squint enough
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Ranking stranger things characters expect I’m correct
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Argyle has just died in his hardcore Minecraft world after being blown up by a creeper.
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Argyle has transformed into a frog after kissing a female frog believing that he would turn her into a human. Argyle will be unable to work at Surfer boy Pizza for the foreseeable future. We hope to keep you updated.
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my dumbass celebrating that jancy breakup scene thinking it meant they were endgame
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