Mwangî
@archiemwas
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Ruiru, Kenya
Joined August 2017
Small wigs, kama you can't repost or like tutasaidiana kweli? Haja gani ya kufollow na huguzi. Kwa myambuliko tunasema gusa nikugusie
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Chuki ya Gen Z girlies na Millennial men iko online pekee, huku ground corporate baddies wenu wa 2004 wanakanyagwa mbayaaa na their Millennial seniors.
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Nilijua nisipochunga I'll be destined for poverty wakati nilifika kwa muhindi nikapafa toilet papers za staff ananunua in bulk nikasema kwangu sitawai nunua nitakuwa nachomoka na moja. Nilikemea hiyo pepo vibaya sana. That is poverty calling you by your kibatizo names.
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Son: So dad, how did you meet mom? Me: I replied to her story, she had mad meme game.
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Nilijua nisipochunga I'll be destined for poverty wakati nilifika kwa muhindi nikapafa toilet papers za staff ananunua in bulk nikasema kwangu sitawai nunua nitakuwa nachomoka na moja. Nilikemea hiyo pepo vibaya sana. That is poverty calling you by your kibatizo names.
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Hii stori ya kuwapigia simu ni kama haiishangi ata mkizeeka. Tulienda na mathe kwa shosh over the weekend mzae akabaki solo. Mans was calling at least thrice a day. Sunday alipiga kuuliza wapi socks na mswaki wake huwekwa wapi. I think he was looking for a reason to call.
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I read this somewhere: "They don't miss you, they just couldn't replace you"
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I read this somewhere: "They don't miss you, they just couldn't replace you"
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Do you ever miss the feeling of genuinely liking someone? Nowadays, I feel like I'm always mapping out all the possible ways a mf will lie, hurt or humble me, and ruin my peace.
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Chilling with babe on Feb 13th and she gets a call from "unknown caller" instead of "Unknown Caller"
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Kama unajua tunagonga kimoja DM man to man tuchange tujue tunashikia mpoa wetu nini hii valentines.
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I'm not hating bro but outgrow this shoes man. Hizi si viatu za wanaume wakubwa. Alafu hii zako zinakaa mamba
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Ndio smallwigs tunaamka kuinuana bana follow for follow tugain pamoja
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You want a quickie in an Uber chap chap Kama soja bushy makes it clap clap Hii samosa ni kaa manzi yako wueh vile inaslap! Kishash, kishash, kishash kwa bash
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In Ruto's soon to end term, we collect 1B daily through ecitizen, but we also lose 2B daily to corruption like the 35M mandazi at state house. Are you angry yet ama niendelee. Chukua kura mamaye tufukuze huyu jamaa
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In Ruto's soon to end term, we collect 1B daily through ecitizen, but we also lose 2B daily to corruption like the 35M mandazi at state house. Are you angry yet ama niendelee. Chukua kura mamaye tufukuze huyu jamaa
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