Data leeks are a major problem in #infosec

I literally make nothing from this blog Through a bunch of ethics and privacy measures, I refuse to advertise or participate in ads to deliver content to a weary traveler visiting my website I literally lose money on every visit. Enjoy!

It's the afternoon on a Friday. You have checked out and detached from reality. Can I treat you t a "very real thing that actually happened"? I offer you " The 1904 Olympic Marathon" https://t.co/THRidESOXB

You're probably just trying to drink your coffee/tea in peace while checking email But we need to talk about the true story of the "great Canadian raccoon war of 2015" (the trash pandas won) A lesson in over-engineered security by the government https://t.co/vvubQ9tRZj

The flightless birds known as emus won a war with humans with machine guns (not just once) They are the size of a small car and just “ran in various directions” There’s a parable here for InfoSec and red teaming, but i cannot stop laughing long enough to explain it

Did I tell you about the Emu War in Australia? (I probably did. I rant) This sounds made up but was 💯 real Spoiler alert: the flightless Emus won the war after about 5 weeks https://t.co/GChLabFLiS Here is a veteran kangaroo pirate to really drive this fact home

There was the weirdest time when kestrels saved lives and 2020 Happened

Imagine thinking "I want to learn about cybersecurity" and you find "Dr Chipmunk, MD" and an absurd commercial about a rodent psychiatrist

Can I interest you in a blog series where it makes sense that a coked up ferret transcribes legal PDFs into a typewriter and then faxes it back to the law firm. We woke up and decided this was called "CAT-ENT PENDING" https://t.co/reSCQvTyFn

I have logged info 6 web interfaces using MFA I could launch a nuclear weapon against a small country easier than buying a delivery taco at midnight. I will find a burrito that can delivered if it is the last thing I do on this earth.

I just want tacos but bureaucracy, an app, and a website I tried to access on 3 devices is holding me back It has been 27 minutes I am defeated by at least 9 algorithms I’m exhausted and hungry There are still no tacos. #UIUX