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champagne capitalist - half awake in a fake empire

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@api_assasin
APIGuy
2 years
bro, the VPs invited me to their bathroom vape sesh, turns out the mad lads can do rings and shit and no one can stop them cuz they’re VPs - i watched one of them give a swirlie to the head of HR while they yelled “DEIs NUTs!” fucking legend anyway you need to grab your shit and
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@api_assasin
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5 months
may your gains be paper and never realized
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
4 months
the security admin in their permissive will, sometimes allows their end users to suffer in order to drive KPIs
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
2 months
anyone who argues that property rights have no naturalistic basis has not tried to take a cigarette from a chimp
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@api_assasin
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2 days
i have dreams i cant explain
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@api_assasin
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4 days
all the virtue in attack on titan is an outgrowth of a selective, elite group of specialists
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
4 days
remember when you and your friends would give each other charley horses growing up? i want to foster a workplace where that's okay
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@api_assasin
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7 days
you are here
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@api_assasin
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27 days
burry did this 😡
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@api_assasin
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27 days
mr market is maaad today
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@jorgewshington
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1 month
>jorge do u wanna go to a party? >sure >ok rspv on this form >yeah I don’t think I wanna go anymore
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@api_assasin
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1 month
is the shrimp farming meme actually real?
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
1 month
and we lose the high ground against expansionist wars of conquest
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
1 month
well if we invade venezuela we are never beating the “america invades for oil” allegations
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
1 month
hmm, it is perhaps not coincidence that the charging bull of wall street and the sacrifice statue of moloch are both bronze bulls
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
2 months
i hate monopolies but i sure do love owning them
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
2 months
the more i learn about monetary theory the more it seems that we do the opposite of the right thing pretty much all the time
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
2 months
today marks 9 years without a drink by the grace of God i was saved from my demons, if youre struggling know there is hope heres to many more 🥂
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@api_assasin
APIGuy
2 months
“going to war to control our “vital economic interests” is tribal violence born of rivalry, resentment, and revenge. through abortion we sacrifice the lives of the innocent who stand in the way of our pride and prosperity. euthanasia is our way of eliminating “the problem” in the
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@api_assasin
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2 months
“there will come a generation that had got beyond facts, beyond impressions, a generation absolutely colourless, a generation seraphically free from taint of personality, which will see the French Revolution not as it happened, nor as they would like it to have happened, but as
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